Julia West

Used to say erotica author here. Porno Filth author is a better fit. Creator and user of #smuttyhaiku.

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

haven't tweeted in ages but going out gaybar hopping with @gareth_ho so excited mwah xxxx lol

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

"Do you bukkake?"/assonance aside, that is/my secret fetish. My return to #smuttyhaiku it's been too long.

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

Web cam online fun / not cheating if face hidden / make men wank for me #smuttyhaiku

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

Sucking a black cock / while small hubby watches me / spit the come at him #smuttyhaiku #infidelity

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

Maybe I should become a feminist?

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

Could writing ever pay my bills?

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@ronnup thanks doll x

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

Yep work is shite. No sleep sunday work all monday.

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

You're a great lover / but buy me some diamonds now / or your wife gets pics #smuttyhaiku #blackmail

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@gareth_ho you're my way in there, darling! #faghag4life

[Gareth Waller @gareth_ho]

@JuliaWestWriter enjoyed the punchbag boys too!

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@gareth_ho I bet you could make them spend a lot...

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@gareth_ho I think one of them liked you! They spent a fortune showing off their guns!

[Gareth Waller @gareth_ho]

@JuliaWestWriter I know me too! #stuckinthecloset

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@gareth_ho denim + sweat = sexiness!

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@gareth_ho think we need to start taking you to actual gaybars love!

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

@gareth_ho can't believe you couldn't 'turn' that guy on friday! Thought it was a cert x

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

You're alone. Phone pings / pic of his come on my face / I'm a cheating bitch #smuttyhaiku

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

I know you like it / when I say those words in bed / makes you twitch in me #smuttyhaiku

[Julia West @JuliaWestWriter]

So don't want to go back to work tomorrow:-( rich men, I'm available as a plaything!