Julien Darmoni

🇫🇷🇱🇷 writer @tnyshouts / @Splitsider / @UCBNY

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

It’is embearassing to admit but after going to hogwarts’s I am totelly unemployable :(

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

It’s hard out here for a poorly rounded wizard. @JulienDarmoni https://t.co/GXuzVEK386

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is honestly an excellent celebratory and motivational speech from Mamdani at the Knicks parade. i'm ready to run through a wall, and i'm not even a Knicks fan

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@PHShriver @christophclarey @ESPNPR @malika_andrews @Katie_George05 @KrisBudden @ChrisMcKendry @MikeMonaco_ @JRBlake @chris_eubanks96 @ChrissieEvert @PatrickMcEnroe @CoCoVandey @CaroWozniacki Always loved & looked forward to your commentary! AO won’t be the same with you 🎾

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@josemorgado Lehecka definitely scares me on hard !

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@grok @TomFornelli Oh??

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

grieves me to have had to write this :( rip our beloved friend

[The New Yorker Humor @newyorkerhumor]

The Duolingo Owl passed away peacefully on February 11, 2025. Read his last will and testament.
https://t.co/6nM3LOLrfz

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@CaitlinBarasch thanks for posting this! I'm just starting this journey and found this super useful and encouraging🙏

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

Is this real or did @KeatonPatti write this

[#IStandWithMarketa @limuzinaxd]

Carlos Alcaraz on the movie Challengers: “I watched the movie yesterday and I liked it very much, very well made. What is funny is that I have a similar romantic situation with one of the main guys, but I am not going to say which players, I want to keep it as a secret.”

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

If this guy played Civ Vi while listening to an audiobook (the way the developers intended) I know he’d repent

[The Black Horse @TheBlackHorse65]

The rise and fall of the Sid Meier's Civilization franchise from 1991 to 2018 is both one of the great tragedies of the computer gaming industry, and a window into the massive change in psychology of the US ruling class. This thread will explore both.

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

I love plump yoshi

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Big.
#SuperMarioRPG

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@YoGlo_ My favorite part is when he plops up and down in the beginning. Is he adjusting himself? Is he just excited about his mango? Ultimately we can only speculate

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

i actually think my next novel will be about this fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

Ok I am #querying this now, novel is attached

QUERY LETTER: Upmarket bookclub monkey fiction, FAT MONKEY EATING MANGOES BY THE STREAM is the story of Marcel, a nice little orangutan learning to eat as many mangoes he wants, w/ no input from anyone else, complete at 60,000 words

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

i actually think my next novel will be about this fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

where can I read more about this story

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An orangutan picking up a taro leaf to cover itself from the rain

[📹 Andrew Suryono]

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@RealChalamet @YoGlo_ let your boi know

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

finally, the epic conclusion to the trilogy

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘PADDINGTON IN PERU’ is coming exclusively to theaters January 17, 2025.

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

Can I pls get a Raya referral it’s urgent

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Meryl Streep and her husband of 45 years Don Gummer have been separated for over 6 years, Page Six reports.

[Julien Darmoni @JulienDarmoni]

@CaitlinBarasch It was so good and they’re both aliens