Jumper Cables

His Royal Blackness awakens. The unofficial twitter.

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Ah, yes. Jumper Cables is now the host of an #anime #podcast! And I use #hashtags now. Follow him @OldtakuConnect https://t.co/gyLbAk5DVv

[Oneye @OldtakuConnect]

The month of lupin marches onward with the Secret of Mamo. https://t.co/Lu2QGJASPR #anime #LupinIII #thesecretofmamo

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I still remember the smell of his post-locked-room-door time. Musty. Remember to air out the boys out from time to time during the day, folks!

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“Yeah, the handful of times I’ve ever been in range if a parrot they never did anything interesting”

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You gotta pay attention to detail. I know exactly where Jumper Cables is from and I know exactly what Jumper Cables did 'cause I pay attention to detail.

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Jumper Cables Saw The Devil

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Jumper Cables has finally put those nine years behind him, and returned... as Big Black.

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Throughout it all, Jumper Cables has remained bliggity-black.

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#TheGameAwards

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Me: "What do you think Jumper Cables is doing right now?"
@DogHospitalizer: "Jerkin' Off."

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I should hide an Airtag in his shoes to keep track of his movements

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Sir, there’s only one Jumper Cables, and he doesn’t look like that.

[synthdaddy™ @robtswthrayguns]

Call me jumper cables cus I love to start shit

[synthdaddy™ @robtswthrayguns]

Call me jumper cables cus I love to start shit

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Jumper Cables is probably wondering when this new app is gonna give it to him

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Jumper Cables’ balls, a thread🧵: 1/??

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If you got a big *ELEPHANT NOISE* let Jumper Cables search it

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Jumper Cables is one of the schemers now

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I'm starting to think that Jumper Cables has agents in the field keeping tabs on me...

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Jumper Cables is an internet sensation

[Oneye @OldtakuConnect]

The fighting game meme has resulted in my first (and likely only) tik tok video. Ready your faces for cringe.

https://t.co/oqBnexYw0A

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Jumper Cables just wants his van

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Caca shit