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해외에서 호텔 정할때 리뷰를 볼때 개인적으로 참고하는거
🇯🇵 일본인이 방이 깨끗하다 라고 적으면 정말 깨끗하다.
🇺🇸 미국인이 방이 좁다라고 하면 안 좁을 가능성이 높다.
🇪🇺 서양인이 중국이나 일본의 조식이 별로 맛이 없다라고 하면 그대로 믿으면 안된다.
🇰🇷 한국사람들이 편리하다고 적으면 진짜 편리하다.
Moscow
“We declare a ceasefire.”
Kyiv
“Don’t give a shit.”
Moscow
“We’re serious, we insist on a ceasefire.”
Kyiv
“Alright then, starting today.”
Moscow
“No.”
Kyiv
“Then your parade is fucked.”
Moscow
“If the Kyiv regime ruins our parade, the response will be horrifying.”
Kyiv
……
Moscow
“If Kyiv strikes during the parade, there will be retaliatory strikes against decision-making centers.”
Kyiv
….
Moscow
“With nuclear weapons.”
“The Oreshnik is already warming up.”
“Hello???”
Kyiv
“We’ll see how you behave.”
Moscow
Sends messages to all diplomatic missions.
“Calm him down.”
Western partners in panic
“Maybe let him hold his parade?”
Kyiv
“We can’t guarantee anything, we’ll see how they behave.”
Moscow
“Hello, Donald, tell him to stop this terror.”
Washington
��You wanted me to cut his funding?”
Moscow
“Well?”
Washington
“You wanted me to stop supplying him with weapons?”
Moscow
“Well???”
Washington
“What exactly am I supposed to pressure him with?”
Moscow
“Just scare him.”
Washington
“He’s unhinged, how am I supposed to scare him?”
Moscow
“Just say it’s your peace initiative.”
Washington
“Volodymyr, you’re a very cool guy, I really like cool guys, you need to accept the ceasefire.”
Kyiv
“Nah, I think we should fucking hit them.”
Washington
“Volodymyr, don’t fucking hit them. We need deals, negotiations.”
Kyiv
“We already planned it. The guys worked hard, prepared for it. As they say, the planes are already flying, we’re gonna bomb.”
Washington
“What if he returns people?”
Kyiv
“Alright then, but a lot.”
Washington
“Return 1,000 people and you can hold your parade.”
Moscow
“Really?”
Washington
“For real.”
Moscow
“Let him swear it.”
Washington
“Are you an idiot?”
Moscow
“We need guarantees.”
Washington
“He’s the one who needs guarantees.”
Kyiv
“Fine then.
‘I permit the parade to be held on Red Square.
President of Ukraine V. Zelenskyy.’”
Moscow and Washington
���What a bitch.”