June Carter Cox

Australian Shepherd - I sleep. I bark. I shit. I listen to the radio. Occasionally I'll lick a face or two, maybe sniff a stranger's butt... My life is awesome

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

Been runnin' all day. A few beers deep, I'm fucked. #hashtagblessed. #america

[Matt @ffmedicmatt]

@alancoxshow @paczki13 @JuneCarterCox 👍

[Mike Polk Jr. @mikepolkjr]

Judging various meats and beers at Brew-B-Q because America! #USA #WomensSuffrage @GreatLakesBeer @HungerNetworkGC

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

Selfie, shmelfie. I'm livin' the life.

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

#MilkBone Brushing Chews are better for my teeth than licking myself!

[Drew @DrewOnQ92]

Thinking about giving up twitter, I just learned that @JuneCarterCox has more followers then me. June carter cox is a dog.

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

@billsquire - Happy Birthday from one furry little bitch to another :)

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

Happy Memorial Day bitches #DogTalk

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

I wonder if they make a "butt sniffer" set for dogs? RT: @candrasquire - Her earrings say finger bang. I made them. http://t.co/mR01QMcM

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

I figured one of them would have pussy cancer - never would've guessed the cat. RT: Kim Kardashian's cat Mercy dies of cancer-like virus

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

@paczki13 Today's the feast of St. Francis, the patron saint of pets! I'll be baptizing my crotch all day long!

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Dogs. What a great invention.

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

Obviously "@paczki13: @alancoxshow - Just got home and @JuneCarterCox is watching It's Always Sunny reruns. She kicks ass #BestDogEver"

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

@alancoxshow - Tip of the day: Don't smash your face

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

SO embarrassing!! RT "@alancoxshow: @JuneCarterCox turns on the charm when she's fucked. #stopeatingflipflops http://t.co/jWSsOZ85"

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

I smell like vacuum cleaner bags #jealous

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

@snipersmitty @FPSDak - Interesting. What's your sign??

[June Carter Cox @JuneCarterCox]

Apparently we are in the "dog days of summer" - not sure what that means, but obviously I'm into it #3DogNight