2001 Thinkpad (Work Issued)

Streamer, Witty, Loud and Stupid. Fuck you

[2001 Thinkpad (Work Issued) @JunkiTheMonkey]

oh you like harry potter?

lemme death eat that pussy.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

someone has to tell them

[Donnie 🐍 @Komodonnie04]

Finally my penis strategy works

[halifax man @lexisfriend]

good night

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

Every single time

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

start beliving kids man i promise no 6 year old is lying about a family member touching them, they don't even really know what it means.

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Unironically this is twitter

[2001 Thinkpad (Work Issued) @JunkiTheMonkey]

@luminatettv DALE

[2001 Thinkpad (Work Issued) @JunkiTheMonkey]

i am going to be a mess for the foreseeable future. 12 years of beauty, gone. no future in sight.

given the cards the team were dealt, they gave us a wonderful sendoff, but god damn man.

knew it was coming, doesn’t make it any less painful. good luck team, and thank you.

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

@PigsluvBacon @yesdog96 @Luckstruck9 @Jobbotoesgarden Do not go quietly...

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Oryx, The Taken King is set to replace Keir Starmer as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He steps into office on Monday.

[My name is Byf (Lore Daddy) @MyNameIsByf]

Went AFK.... returned to this...

[୨ৎ @girlsnotes_]

it's interesting how the world has become more tolerable and less tolerant at the same time

[ZkMushroom @ZkMushroom]

The Lord Shaxx ship is tilted because of the weight of the singular Horn LMAOO ! WHO COOKED AT BUNGIE

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani is forcing New Yorkers to play Deep Stone Crypt with him.

"I still don't have the Heritage pattern"

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Unironically goes hard

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

@IFrostBolt Destiny2Team wants you to log in June 9th

[❛ rye ༉‧₊˚ @ryephobic]

love my mom

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.