burt macklin

love to travel and explore, music, books, nature, everything!

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

“You don’t want to fuck a vampire dude you’ll get hepatitis”

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

@christeeenyy Lmao them old days 😂 I was scrolling through old twitter last night and I found SEVERAL gems

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

Look at this oldie

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My bish @christinaswaggy bringing me food how she was trained

[Thomas from the KyleAaronThomas Show @tommycomedy69]

What if the real clitoris is the friends we made along the way?

[KB @kbnoswag]

My girlfriend was in a horrid mood because someone stole her brand new $2,799 MacBook Pro so I bought her chick-fil-a waffle fries with the money I made from pawning it and let her touch my dick/balls & now she’s good as new. That’s all it takes fellas

[katrina @stupidwaifu_]

use the forks, luke

[D I R T @Dirtball1997]

Niggas be in my girl dm begging to eat her pussyy and her shit stink😂😂😂😭

[CALE SAURAGE @CaleSaurage]

POV: Your name is Lauren and your cooter stinks

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

Laughed way too hard at this 😂

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

spanish professor: “how do we say ‘chair’ in spanish?”

me:

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@laylatabesh @Brutus_Almighty 😂 😂

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

This man said “hey” 😂

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

@BRITPADDY @Brutus_Almighty @laylatabesh Miss ur face 2 :/

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

@laylatabesh @Brutus_Almighty Lmao yes girl! Down hurr in the country 😂

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@BRITPADDY @Brutus_Almighty @laylatabesh

[Shay Arrell @Delcoboy_Shay]

The time in 11th grade when we convinced the bus drive to hit a big ass hill goin like 50mph.. not a good idea

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This Best Buy employee was HYPED to sell some 42” Toshiba TVs this Black Friday. (Via ig:Lebennygram)

[burt macklin @Junyaahhh]

Oof

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Him: who’s pussy is this

Me: Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?