PetiteFemme

Perfectionism is stupid.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

for those who don't understand igbo, they went to visit their club member whose wife gave birth. they went with groceries, cooked to entertain themselves and still gave a cash gift to the couple. they did not go there and balanced for the new mom to cook for them.

[PetiteFemme @Juocci]

@Yadichinma_ OMG your hair 😻

[COME, LET ME SPLIT YOUR YANSH LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD @SexismSlayer]

Y'all will not believe what I just read😭😭

[Chioma Genia @eugeeyy]

Oooh thank God!
I thought I was weird 😭😩

[PetiteFemme @Juocci]

@oyimzy Who are we supporting bikonu

[Aisha is wealthy| I said what I said! @Opulent_Maisha]

Until a man get pregnant and carries a child in his womb for 9 months, men's contribution about how women should look during pregnancy holds no weight.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

[silly paneer @chaicoffeeluvr]

no one can ever convince me that shoving these things up your vagina is more comfortable than using pads

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

Look at this Witch ��

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

‘My iPhone charger is type C’

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

hate to say it but mirrors by justin timberlake might be one of the greatest songs of all time

[Ruby Okezie @Rubyokezie]

Partnering with Africa’s number one iodine salt @MrChefSalt this year!
It’s not just an ingredient it’s a trusted finishing touch in my home !

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Juliet Okoroma @LadyJ88827459]

And it will STILL slap every single time 😭

First you season it like it owes you money. Then you fry it for texture. THEN you baptize it in stew so it can absorb flavor and rethink its life choices.

Crispy outside? Yes. Soaked in peppered glory? Also yes.

It’s not confusion. It’s layers. Nigerians don’t just cook we engineer taste. 😹😂

[— don @dracosrevenge]

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

NO amount of budgeting or not eating at restaurants will make up for the fact that we do not make enough money anymore for this economy.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

apparently when a person is in their last year or months of their life they tend to sleep alot

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

Like this?

[. @chroniclesofari]

This video is funny 😭😭

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Nobody is looking at all those tweets you are linking under your blown tweets man, i just wanna read the comments. stop that nonsense.