Max Oswald

I am still an evil homeopath!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is what ‘getting paid after taxes’ really looks like.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

¿Dónde está el padre? ¿Eh?

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Hoy me he parao a echar una meadilla cerca del bosque de Fargorn camino de Almería y he visto un Ent. Así, con dos cojones.

[El Club del Arte 🎨📷📚🖼🕍🎼 @Arteymas_]

La danza folclórica circasiana es una de las expresiones culturales más distintivas, elegantes y rigurosas de la región del Cáucaso Norte.

Para el pueblo circasiano (o adigué), el baile no es un mero espectáculo folclórico, sino una forma de memoria corporal y un estricto código de etiqueta social (Xabze) que preserva su identidad frente a la historia y la diáspora.

Los hombres bailan completamente de puntillas sobre botas de cuero blando (sin refuerzo de yeso ni madera, a diferencia del ballet). Este paso veloz simula que el bailarín flota o desafía la gravedad, reflejando el control absoluto del cuerpo.

Las mujeres se mueven con pasos extremadamente cortos y sutiles. El efecto visual es que se deslizan suavemente por el suelo, manteniendo la cabeza y el torso completamente inmóviles, mientras mueven los brazos de forma tersa, asemejándose a alas de cisne o mariposa.

[Aaron Smith @aaronsmith]

Genuine respect to the Liberal Party.

After Abbott and Morrison, finding a worse leader should have been physically impossible.

And yet, through sheer force of will, they've pulled it off.

[Rebecca English @RE_DailyMail]

A slightly tricky moment for King Charles tonight at the Kings Trust event as singer Rod Stewart tells him of his recent state visit to the US: ‘May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place….’ https://t.co/5s3gPbpTPG

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Love this! Going to miss moments like this with @colbertlateshow

[Témoris Grecko @temoris]

¡Es bellísima esta nueva versión de Confortably Numb que hizo Roger Waters para Palestina!

Waters se lo envió Yanis Varoufakis, quien lo mostró el 4 de mayo durante el discurso de la gran @FranceskAlbs.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Good morning and happy Sunday everyone.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Japan's school buses are making waves overseas

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with Pope Leo against Donald Trump!

[stranger @strangerous10]

Tanya Plibersek humiliates Barnaby Joyce after he claims the “safe guard mechanism” was designed to “put refineries out of business”
Plibersek “the refineries closed under you, the safe guard mechanism was introduced under you.”🔥 #auspol

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In defiance of Vladimir Putin and Viktor Orban, voters in Hungary today will vote against Orban’s authoritarianism. Today’s the day Orban’s reign ends. This is being almost entirely ignored by mainstream media. Let’s make it go viral.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

In Nazaré, Portugal, surfer Sebastian Steudtner rode a 26.2-meter wave, setting a new world record for big wave surfing.

An unbelievable feat!

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this…

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A massive chunk of ice, extending far below the water's surface, detaches from a glacier and is launched 200ft (61m) into the air due to its lower density compared to seawater.

📽: Skeater/yt

[Christopher Helali @ChrisHelali]

🚨 Japan to send help to open Strait of Hormuz

[mimi @mariasrainer]

julie andrews and harry belafonte singing ‘scarborough fair’ has to be one of the most soothing, lovely things ever recorded