Jupiter

I put rats on your timeline

[Jupiter @JupiterrJazz]

I have seen the "hide" button include AI before, but I guess I just wasn't quite expecting LinkedIn of all sites to phase it like that 💀

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A lady cop?? Ridiculous. I don’t want my children reading this trash and getting any “new age ideas”

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@mr_zbot @brooklinen 😔

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Also while I’m at it, @brooklinen could you give me a .30 discount please…
It’s really important

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@mr_zbot @GeneralElectric I hate you

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Hey @GeneralElectric can you make a stovetop that has a timed shutoff?
I keep forgetting to turn mine off.
Thanks

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@ekko_thr33 I’ve been waiting to be able to eat one for years 🥰

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Finally a gluten free elevator

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@AzzaNancazza @mr_zbot Going to need to start an OnlyRats 😔

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Prosecco and getting rocked in sports betting 🥰

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@mr_zbot They really don’t 😭

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Look how slutty this little stem is 😍

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Hehe vs not hehe

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My Waymo is so toxic it keeps honking at people and turning my music off

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I couldn’t imagine living in a time without watermelon and rats

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Found an old collection of baseball cards. Does anyone know the rules to this game?

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Jesus Christ

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Glutexo, use schlitzer!

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@mr_zbot Whenever my parents want to parented I don’t have it I show them this now

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Before I got diagnosed with ADHD