MRS. SAGITERRORIST

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[JP @whyamijp]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[paulie💫 @222xsosa]

@xxoorita We had some fun times but it’s still fuck her

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

whenever i see someone from my dad’s family

[✶ @gimmefevrr]

forcing myself to go to the gym as opposed to killing myself

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Blocking somebody back after discovering they’ve blocked me is so fun.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

She just threatened 89% of politicians

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Making myself look pretty during the luteal phase

[Softboy @softboywin]

The worst thing you can be in a workplace is black and shy

[Luhle @Luhlelo22]

Knowing someone is evil while everyone loves them is insane, cause now you just look like a big hater😭

[josé @dotjjpg]

when I found out apparently adhd makes u not miss ppl I was like EYYYYYY

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

normalize telling y’all friends “ion think she worried bout you” 😭😭😭

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

As a serial job hopper this economy is not it.

[ebbi dolezal🤎 @_aureliamoon]

You not gonna hurt my feelings by calling me broke. I don’t wanna pay $2,000 for a one bedroom apartment. I don’t wanna pay $100 to fill my tank, I don’t wanna pay $600 every two weeks on groceries.

Yeah, I’m poor as hell idc lmao.

[łey Ψ @cynicaltoyou]

stop engaging in ai fruit slop and instead embrace tradition.

[Tara Reade 🐎 @ReadeAlexandra]

Do not look away

[Pricci @Pricci0]

Using my studies as a reason to avoid family gathering>>>>>

[K 💖🌊 @KwanWhoo]

Why is the quiet coworker who minds their OWN business always the most hated at work??? 🤔🤨