The Financial Purist

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[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

@PredictFolio @Polymarket He’s currently betting that Pierre Poilievre is going to loose the Canadian elections. I think he will be wrong there.

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

@atarosDFS My hat goes off to you too, sir. See you on the other side once we have this one in the bag.
Things are looking up and up.

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

@atarosDFS @atarosDFS great analysis. We had a very similar breakdown in which we identified 5 heffen forces that will propel Poilievre to a victory :
https://t.co/YGPMr03LYX

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

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[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

🧵 Why we’re STILL betting on Poilievre to win Canada 🇨🇦

@Polymarket says 78% Carney.

We say: the market is mispricing risk, suppressing price, and ignoring 5 hidden forces that make Poilievre the real favorite.

Read this thread, then tell us we’re wrong.👇

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

10/
💰 Our play:
Still buying Poilievre at around 19–20%.

This isn’t hopium. It’s conviction backed by data, turnout theory, and market mispricing.

You can fade it.
Or you can read the deep research here:
👉 https://t.co/96QcN4gPui
#Polymarket

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

@Polymarket I have a similar bet as well:
https://t.co/yImgqvsAQk

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

🚀🔥 New on Polymarket: Is Elon Musk the mysterious 4chan user "satanz0gpo"? This debate sprang up when internet sleuths found uncanny similarities between Musk's intriguing tweets and satanz0gpo’s posts. Curious or convincing? #ElonIntrigue

🔗 Dive in: https://t.co/ywApwP7Yml

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

7) And so marking 'the realest and most physical' ever coin drop in crypto history.
8) Ye has done it again, his way, the only way.

I’m riding this one out, baby.

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

@kanyewest Yesterday, I spent 32 hours analyzing all your crypto tweets, and I have deciphered the hidden code in your girlfriend's photo, and I now know what will happen in the next 72 hours.

1) No coin will be dropped in the first 70 hours
Read on for the complete list..

[The Financial Purist @JuriaanKarsten]

5) The world freaks out: “OMG, he’s really doing it!” “Is it going to be swasticoin?!”
6) In the final hour, you post an official launch video that ends with you literally dropping a physical coin on the floor.