Jackie Daytona

Take a sad song and make it better

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

they’re literally snatching people off the streets but my labubu is the devil 🥴

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

watching cabaret on broadway for the first time in the year 2025 … was a choice 🥲

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

sf6 might actually be ruining my life and i don’t even play it 🥲

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

cortisol levels at an all time high

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

Im back on twitter to say that @instagram keeps showing me Threads feeds of some problematic shit and i cant hit “not interested”. It’s really fucking annoying

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

Elon’s so fucking corny cringe and delulu. Just put the bird back bro.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/MwAG38Fmmm

[‎ ً @HailEternal]

IT’S CALLED TWITTER BECAUSE
WE TWEET LIKE LITTLE BIRDS

TWITTER IS TWITTER!

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

*Montreal*

CASHIER: bonjour

ME: oh! bonjour

CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir?

ME: well it looks like the jig is up

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

@OnYourSide why are you telling me in JULY that I have to get my roof “fixed” by AUGUST when you conducted your analysis back in MARCH?

Who here has another insurance company they use for their home coverage because Nationwide is not on my side right now 🤬

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

You only get 600 posts to read and you just wasted one looking at this

[amanda silberling @asilbwrites]

hey everybody, i know these scotus rulings are really brutal but let’s all just take a moment, go outside, take a deep breath and —

[GL @gldivittorio]

Crazy that 100 years later the Titanic managed to get 5 more rich people

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

Gawd damnit Adam 😭😭😭

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🐄

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Dookie cough is how folks was dying on the Oregon trail

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

the sky in nyc rn is giving gerudo in totk

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE WILDFIRES

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

absolutely devastating decision that will further erode what little labor power remained in this country.

[Jackie Daytona @Jussiejus]

On today’s episode of shit we already know, healthcare provider insurance is a fucking scam.