I want to be a Vaccine Vigilante. I’ll put syringes in between all my fingers like Wolverine and just run around inoculating anti-vaxxers with the flu shot and whatever else. (I’m joking but this type of superhero would probably save countless lives 😂)
Patron approaches the reference desk.
“Does the library have COVID tests?”
“Yes.”
“Do you have masks for the public?”
“Yes.”
“Do you have gloves?”
“Yes. My turn: do you have COVID?”
“Yes.”
“Well good I’m glad we’re both bringing something to this exchange.”
commission #BaldursGate3
“We’ll dominate it until the sun it self melts, and then we’ll give ourselves to the night.”
—One night, in thousands of years, you shall watch the stars collapse in heavens in each other’s arms, and be broiled to the bone.
L: "What a delightful gift, Mother! Is this the new style in Ylisse?"
R: "Wait, Lucina, that’s not supposed to go on your head!"
Happy birthday, Lucina. Comm by @villagers_C, part 1/4 for birthday comms. #ルキナ生誕祭2024
“I need to print something from my phone.”
“There are a couple ways we can try to do that.”
“I’d like to pick the way that will take the most time, with the most opportunities for user error and the lowest probability of customer satisfaction.”
“That is the most popular option.”