Sammy Sunshine

Truth Will Out

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

I was told I have a "kind soul" today... and I was all, "aww, it's cute how naive you are, honey."

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

Can someone tell me why my "smart phone" won't catch onto the fact that if I don't have a number saved, I'm going to reject the call. Why won't it automatically do that for me?

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

You know you drink too much #Coffee when the smell of your urine reminds you of #Caribou... #HashTag

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

Neighbor doesn't know I can hear her yelling.

"I love you but I hate you! I just wanna shit on your face and fart on you, but at the same time I wanna kiss you too."

And I'm just fucking dying over here hahaha!

😂😂😂😂 #WTF

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

@KBumatai Is that possible?

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

Some ideas look good on paper and sound great when you say them. But in practice, they are disastrous. #Truth

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

That moment when you make your #Coffee too strong and give serious thought to global domination... I call that #MorningMotivation

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

#SnailMail is so #UnderRated. Idk about you, but I just love getting a card in the mail. It's so much more personal than an email.

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

@yomebrooks Pass em over this way! Shit, I feel the same way!

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

#MyNewMantra: If you're not working ahead, you're falling behind. (Its how I justify Christmas shopping and having my fall decor up already)

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

@allielynn133 And what if I told you I didn't like The Office?

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

I love driving next to trains seeing all the amazing #Graffiti. #Art in its purest form.

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

"Cigarettes are like squirrels in that neither are dangerous until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire." #NewFave

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

For the first time in my life I truly feel like I'm fully prepared. Just prepared in general. I love it. It feels good.

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

#LongStoryShort; I guess I only watch #OneTreeHill or the #GilmoreGirls when I'm emotionally overwhelmed or in physical pain.

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

I've really been channeling my inner #OprahWinfrey lately. And I have no regrets. She's amazing...

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

#CantLie, if your #SnapStory is longer than three pics or videos, I'm scanning through it so fast you'd think I don't care... because I don't.

#Truth

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

@tianamercedes2 Gotta love them heels babes! And remember, they're the best multi-functional fashion accessory!

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

Little girl at Perkin's : Gramma and Grampa are the Sugar Givers!

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

@tianamercedes2 Note: there currently is a penis within a mile of you... it's all about perspective!

[Sammy Sunshine @JUST__sunshine]

There are two types of people:

1) Hates waking up.
2) Is grateful they're waking up.

Celebrate life and be happy while you have it!