Nora Dooley

reality show enthusiast

[Nora Dooley @just_DOOley_it]

Home is where the pizza is thin, ravioli is toasted, and if you call it Panera people hate you

[Jessi Murray @jessimurray]

I swear if Twitter had been around in the Industrial Revolution there’d be a tweet with 50k Likes like “if we can’t employ tiny orphans anymore, who will we send into the smallest mine shafts and between the sharp parts of the big machines???”

[Nora Dooley @just_DOOley_it]

This quarantine really has me thinking about my great-grandfather’s secret family in Iowa

[coll @colldotmo]

choose your player

[Charlie Marlow @CharlieMarlow_]

What a time to be a St. Louisan.

2 Sunday’s ago: Clinch NL Central

Last Wednesday: Raise Stanley Cup banner

Today: Ranked #1 in Chlamydia and Gonorrhea

Tomorrow: Advance to the NLCS?

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

no one:

college freshmen: "I'm actually a sophomore by credits"

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

interested in solving this jean benet ramsey snitchuation

[lane @NoKizzyLane]

Anyone else panic when they get a snapchat notification from someone you don't always speak to ???? Like wtf ???? What is this going to be about??

[Dylan @Dylllaaannnn]

The move tonight

[grace steurer @grsteurer]

Time zones are crazyyy
In Australia its 9 am
In Rome it's 1 am
And in America it's 1942 where minorites and women are still controlled by old white men

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Barclay found a strange-looking hockey puck 🧐 ⚾️ #OpeningDay

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Jews created a path holding signs of solidarity outside a mosque entryway in New York so when Muslims walked through to enter the mosque, they see the support.

THIS IS HUMANITY

Retweet ❤️

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

Ruff practice 🏒 #stlblues

[commy mommy @Ness_Qwikk]

*Trigger Warning*

JACOB WALTER ANDERSON former president of Phi Delta Theta drugged, gagged, & repeatedly raped his victim til she lost consciousness. He got a $400 fine & will not have to register as a sex offender. Twitter please spread his name & face & fucking ruin him!

[tommy @tommy_nguye]

Migos adding adlibs to Sweet Caroline low key bops 😤

[💀\o/💀 @zfedraws]

me when im 30 with no kids

Doctor: ur biological clock is ticking

me: tik tok on the clock but th party dont stop no

[papi chulo @lovonfilms]

maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would know what it takes to run a fucking business but you DON’T

[Amy Coleman @amyadelecoleman]

i feel like this is dog racism https://t.co/8FZ09Pn7ZK

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

ngl really enjoying jersey shore its like having dessert for dinner