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I moonlight as a cool person at weekends

[Austine @theereal_one]

Girl. there are three movies explaining what happens at night in the museums

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

they changed history here i'm sorry😭

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

“I didn’t want to be pregnant” is actually the only reason a woman needs

[Miss Gevious @OATMlLF]

My friend got the AC fixed in her apartment and the maintenance people made this little house for her cat. I almost started crying

[remand chic @our_jesse]

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

wait......if ur matching my freak...and im matching ur freak.....then who's driving the bus......

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"tomorrow i’ll wake up early to do it"

me at 10am:

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

there’s a male loser epidemic

[ross @RxssV1]

“Tell them you’ll be able to see the Northern Lights again in the UK on Saturday 11th May!”

[re: emma @evemmore]

this is what happened to kate

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

she walked so kate middleton could run

[.. @Just_Jess0]

Feeling the love at @mothermother in Nottingham on Sunday 🫶🏻
Grateful to have seen this incredible band live for the second (!!) time 💕