Kidmundo

Animal rights activist and collector of fur coats.

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Apparently @MWApeRescue Is an ape rescue centre. Is it humane to drop biscuits from the roof of a confined enclosure and allow 8+ chimps to fight over them?

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Eat out to help out is the most backwards thing to be announced during this Covid period.. how you gonna reward people for going out and eating in packed restaurants with loads of people from different households???

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

@liamgallagher I’ve wrote a banging song and you’re the man to nail it, drop me a message fella, stay groovy

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Credit to Gwen Stefani for teaching a generation to spell banana

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Selling my vote, Dm your offers

[kieranmalone @KieranMalonee]

Not sure who to vote for??

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

@KieranMalonee

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Picking between Corbyn and Borris is like asking which perverted bovril drinking uncle you’d prefer to sexually molest you

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

@CaitlinHerb94 that’s my mates stunning bird

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@Clevelan2Elliot @thekeozer06 You dedicate your Twitter to football you virgin 😂😂😂

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

@_elliemackay @kieratoftx Mad how life turns out ain’t it, always thought you’d back me and yet here we are

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Jammie Dodgers are a dead biscuit

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

I let it slide when you said Glastonbury was in Scotland and now u wanna do me like this

[rick @rickysherwood_]

Well that’s settled then we ain’t mates

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

@kieratoftx They should be called “hardly any fuckin jam dodgers”

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Telling people that have lost their holidays not to moan cos others have lost their job r u stoooopid? Would you tell someone not to be happy about winning 10 grand on a scratch card because someone else won 10 million?

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Corby never forgets pal 😂😂😂
Absolutely fantastic

[Adam Knight @matthammersmith]

Practically played 2 full games this weekend for the first time since I was 26 I feel like I’ve been hit with a train! Some bloke leathered me and I asked what the deal was apparently I slated his team on here last year ! Finally caught up with 😂

[M @ekilhawa]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

Met a Tory MP on Saturday. He said being an MP is better than working for a living and I swear it’s the most honest thing I’ve ever heard a politician say😂😂😂

[Kidmundo @JUST_KIDMAN]

A lot of people going through shit right now so heeeeaaar this “Once you’ve been through tough times, you can only become stronger” - Alesha Dixon