Justin Schweitzer

just a boy standing in front of his govt asking it to give ppl money, sr research analyst @Teamsters, VP of Org @NonprofitUnion, fmr @CAPPoverty, opining mine

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

80 degrees in November seems pretty fitting for today

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

So funny that this was in Cleveland 8 years ago

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

What did the announcer mean when he said they hold the Guinness world record for this trick? Are there other dogs doing this??

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

I had to see the jump rope dog

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

@irene_koo Omg same (even tho different artists named)

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

There’s only 1,440 minutes in a day…

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

My last name is actually very simple to pronounce and yet every time I meet a new person it be like

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

You bare your soul and your pain only to get mocked for it 😢

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Kids these days don’t even know how to ride a pennyfarthing

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Every year
https://t.co/uLphBFPVCv

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Google just casually telling us to pop a Uey on the highway. The robots are coming for us

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

I feel like people who say they should’ve just convinced RBG to retire don’t have a Jewish grandmother. I can’t even convince my grandma to not buy food for us that everyone has said they don’t want

[Joe @JoePostingg]

This photo is from when Obama invited RBG over to pressure her into retiring. She was a moron or a psycho, but I'm not sure what else Obama could have done.

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Nothing is better than beating all your friends at a silly game, except for beating all your friends at a silly game and rubbing their stupid faces in it

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Democrats voting with the GOP to overturn DC’s unanimous basic criminal justice code update thinking it would endear them to conservative voters:

[Christina Henderson @chenderson]

The House Appropriations Committee Republicans are not serious people. These DC riders included in the FY24 FSGG Approps bill underscores this.

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Every time

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Is this something?

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

To honor pride, this month we’ll be installing a bi-curious right wing dictator. You’ll never guess where!

[CIA @CIA]

CIA's 2023 theme for #Pride Month is WELCO-ME!

Wellness
Equity
LGBTQ+
Community
Openness
ME!

Pride Month is an occasion for all of us at the Agency to pay tribute to the rich history, community, and mission contributions of our LGBTQ+ officers.

#Pride2023

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Republicans said no revenue raisers (i.e. higher taxes on the rich), only non-military spending cuts, in the debt ceiling deal and then one of if not the biggest deficit reducer in the deal is a tax on non-wealthy families (resuming student loan payments)

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Explained to my partner last night all about who the menswear guy is and his recent brand of poasting and I think I need to get off the internet for a while

[Justin Schweitzer @Just_Schweitzer]

Man gets locked out of own apartment. Calls for help. Fire dept comes and lets him in. Cops show up later, see him holding butter knife, taze and then murder him. Investigators watch video, call man a perpetrator, and clear cops of any wrongdoing.

https://t.co/loaTH0Rrli