Alison

a cool, chill chick :) watch my comedy special “H*rny B*tch” on YouTube ;)

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

It's here! Check out my comedy special "VubiTV+ Presents: Alison Stevenson: Horny Bitch: A Comedy Special" on Youtube now!

If you know nothin about this, it's a super normal by-the-book comedy special. Classic stand-up comedy, just the way we like it! 😉

https://t.co/xtY3WEt4X0

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Replying STOP in the text thread to unsubscribe from someone you don’t want texting you anymore

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Instead of sending him that angry text, write it out in your notes app.

Then screenshot that and send it to him.

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Why do I keep rewatching SATC? Because sometimes Samantha puts an entire chair on her bed to have sex

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

I describe myself as spiritually 9/11

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Is my name Dave? Cause I’m about to bust ‘er

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Soft launching your new bf and it’s a picture of him fingering you

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Restaurants should invent an avocado toast that has two slices of bread

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Having fun online

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Popping in with the news that I am back on this fun lil website

https://t.co/qEGM5ipqy3

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

sometimes I feel bad for the scammers trying to hack into my bank account like damn you’re putting all this effort for $82?

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Judging by my spending today I can’t spend any money for the next 6 weeks

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

pentatonix sounds like kidz bop for adults

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

If men are such visual creatures why do so many of them look like shit

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

There’s someone out there who cares about what you have to say 🫶 not me, but someone ✨

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

Is it humanly possible to go a day without spending $30

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

The opposite of a nothing burger is a something dog

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

@WinslowDumaine I think you’re onto something here

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

why is there no such thing as a good deodorant

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

@sabrinapak I will try this

[Alison @JustAboutGlad]

@themeredith I am picky about scent but I think I do have to go back to the classics