Adam

hahahahahahahabananahahahahahahabananahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahbananahahahaha. How many Bananas are there?

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

PSA: Finn is dumb. I will not tag him in this tweet- not because I don’t want him to be aware of it but because HE IS SO DUMB he couldn’t even comprehend it so it’s honestly irrelevant guys he is seriously so stupid

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

Polar OPPOSITE OF THIS BROTHER BEXAUSE HENWAS SO EVIL AND THAT WOULD MAKE ME “The Good Twin/son” and I am actually gods prodigy child here to save the universe from itself.
RIP Jack Adam. I have no memories of you thanks to that time lord but... it was probably 4 the best 😞 🌹

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

I was six in 2010! This tweet doesn’t make any sense.... unless I have an older brother who’s first name was jack and middle name was Adam and my memories were wiped of him because someone went back in time to stop him because he was an evil warlord who caused the death of millio

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

So tired. Jack will NOT go to sleep. The kid is going effing insane. And so am I. I dont know what to do. Can 8 year olds have insomnia?

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

ns and now this is the only proof that ever had a brother who was two years older than me. Gotta day that kinda makes me think differently of my mom, you’d think she’d be more creative than to name my brother or I guess me first name middle name reversed UNLESS I AM ACTUALLY THE

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

Fun fact! This account used to be my moms. Also sad fact: she didn’t know my age :( #jackdays

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

#NewProfilePic

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

Damn, Just walked home. I am soaked. Its raining democrats and republicans outside! Awful weather.

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

I'm sitting down right now....This is stupid.

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

I used o have insomnia but I was at least a teen!

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

So tired. Jack will NOT go to sleep. The kid is going effing insane. And so am I. I dont know what to do. Can 8 year olds have insomnia?

[Adam @JustAdamNoEve]

Watching full house while waiting for a phone call.