The Rideshare Idiot

It's your friendly neighborhood #rideshare idiot. Exploring the world 1 destination filter at a time?

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

I get #pocketaces 3x in 20 min and cracked each time.

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Considering changing my name to the #pokeridiot since there seems to be more supporting data that’s a safer bet than #Rideshare

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Poppa been smoothe since days of under roos.
~Notorious

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

This can’t possibly end well.

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

FU ubereats

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Nobody cares Pam

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

@lilmattress @3piecebiscuit Teaching jui jitsu in the Congo doing DMT

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

And on the 7th day God created the term...."Go Fuck yourself"....for motherfuckers that throw stones and live in glass mansions......

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Says the guy who didn’t show up to vote on the day senate gave authority to search our web history without a warrant. Not quite the bern you expected to feel?

[The Hill @thehill]

Sen. Bernie Sanders: "This is the worst do-nothing Senate in modern American history."

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

#magadabadoo!!!

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

New theory: drinking liberal tears is turning conservatives into pussies.

[State Farm @StateFarm]

Wait for it…

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

@lindagoodliffe You clearly haven’t read the constitution and if you have you do not understand it. This man understands his job. Do you hear yourself? Share until he loses his job? Are you even human?

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Talked with a friend last night and he started talking about the fires in Australia and how he would like to start go fund me road trip to raise money. I said road trip to Australia? He said yes. #ineednewfriends

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Now I must admit there are some perks. My first ride with a pin was a 45+. System glitched so we had to cancel. But he insisted I take him and gave me the cash upfront $100. That trip usually pays about $60

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

You have a photo of my face, the yr, make, model ,color annnnd.....wait for it....my license plate number. But you still think you’re in the wrong car? Are you drunk? Oh ok well here’s 4 digit pin to make sure you really are an idiot.

[Uber @Uber]

We’re launching a new safety feature in the 🇺🇸 & 🇨🇦 to help you get in the right ride. Here's how it works:

🔘The rider receives a unique 4 digit PIN for their ride in the app
🔘Rider shares PIN with driver
🔘The trip only begins in the app once the driver enters the right PIN

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

@AskLyft I dont see text/email about #nye2020 incentives or promos to drive tonight. Even @uber ‘s avg. promo is about 10 rides for an extra $100-$165. Why would any driver want to drive for base rates after the fairs and surges have been decreased and manipulated?

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

@sydzzdasquidzz

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

@sydzzdasquidzz So they can call it keto friendly

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

@jp_sox

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

$40 for the return. #truestory

[The Rideshare Idiot @JustaDryver]

Found a woman's wallet in my car the other day. Opened it to check for I.D. and a crack pipe fell out.