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The SE Walter White 🧪

[Alan @JustAlan32]

My world ❤️ #GradSeasonComplete 🎓

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

He was THROWING that bitch

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

I just want everyone to look at this Capybara

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

it can take a while

[Giovanni Lago @TheGiovanniLago]

It’s okay, Timothée Chalamet. With this loss, you’re joining elite company…

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

😛😛😛

[Nerø 🛸 @NextGenNero]

Remember when all the big slop commentary channels cried about PS5 Pro's price. They couldn't see the bigger picture. You can't find comparable performance for 700 dollars anywhere. PSSR will only get better, but the people who cried about the Pro will never admit they were wrong

[ִֶָ @arimofo]

tem uma loira narcisista que deve estar quebrando tudo em casa depois de JURAR que iria barrar ele lançando mais um clipe infantil para uma música infantil

[Variety @Variety]

Green Day's Billie Armstrong tells ICE agents to "quit your sh*tty jobs" while performing at Spotify's Super Bowl party.

“To all the ICE agents out there, wherever you are, quit your sh*tty-ass job. Quit that shitty job you have. Because when this is over — and it will be over at some point in time — Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, JD Vance, Donald Trump, they’re gonna drop you like a bad f*cking habit. Come on this side of the line.”

https://t.co/mCItXebtza

[The Marías Updates @THEMARIASUPDATE]

The Marías performing ‘No One Noticed’ at the #GRAMMYs

[Josh Brooks @F530Josh]

What this actually looks like:

ICE tries to get woman who thinks she's being cute for a video to move her vehicle.

Three agents surround the vehicle, one from the front, two from the driver's side. Likely looking to gain control of the situation. It is not cute to them, as they're being surrounded by a mob.

Woman panics, realizing this is in fact not cute, and attempts to flee thinking she can avoid arrest. Tire loses traction and the car doesn't immediately respond to gas input. Woman panics further and guns the gas causing an erratic vehicle take off.

Agent at the front of the vehicle almost gets hit. Agents respond by opening fire thinking the woman is using the vehicle as a deadly weapon, trying to hit the lead ICE agent at the front of the vehicle.

Woman who shouldn't have even been there, but was there because she got spun out of control on TikTok drama dies.

Agents have to live with it. Will likely have people demanding a mob-style execution by COB today.

What the Right Wants: Psychotic leftist domestic terrorist tries to kill ICE agents! We should use more force.

What the Left Wants: Fascist NAZI psychopaths are murdering women and children! We should use more force.

Who actually wins: Minnesota politicians and bureaucrats who can spin this into a riot and continue to avoid accountability for fraud. Federal politicians who can use the flames to continue to avoid accountability for a billionaire child sex trafficking ring.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Don't be stupid, stupid.

[Kitty Kat ≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @streliziaaa]

"will you match my freak" no, I'm freakier than you. This is a competition and I'm winning.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

I'm starting to think the President of the United States is a Pedophile.

[screams 🔪 @CinemaOfScreams]

Rich flipping off Pennywise was perfect.

[AARON @lidolmix]

can they please get in the studio and make the most depressing song possible

[TG @ExplosiveTG]

okay now I need Spongebob's shoes as kicks with the option to play the original sound effect when you walk

[S A N C O @RandomWees]

Oh no, t-they're controlling... me, no, I must resist, ahhgg....
6...,., aagg 7... aaaaaa!

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

oh they REALLY finna give it to him now

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein come together for a video calling on Congress to release the Epstein files.

(https://t.co/CNoay2vlwM)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://t.co/cHBBE8f6JS