Christine

Living in Hawaii ***tweets are my own opinion and do not reflect on any corporations that I am involved in****

[Christine @JustASloth12]

I’m obsessed with him but I swear there’s nothing more pure than this lil bean

[deven @devbabe_]

ME, ALMOST 30: CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE FIFTEEEEEEEN

[Christine @JustASloth12]

@nowthisisnicole You a good person, that’s all that matters ♥️♥️

[Christine @JustASloth12]

@_hannahbanana14 Like even if they want to talk about it, like maybe focus on the 22/23 year seniors in college who are doing five years only go after the fresh 18 year olds who just got to college instead 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Christine @JustASloth12]

If it snows here even an inch im calling off to enjoy it and I won’t feel an ounce of shame

[𝙰𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚊 🖤 @CherryGryffon]

ATTN: ANYONE WITH NO HEATING OR POWER CURRENTLY

I know it's cold, I have some tips for you, thanks to having been through this before, many times. 🧵

Please RT the thread if you know anyone without power currently! 🖤

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Christine @JustASloth12]

I already know that when Matt’s underway it’s going to hit me hard every-time I fall asleep on the couch 🥺😔

[Lizzy Vivino @LizzyVivino]

One of these takes is correct.

[Christine @JustASloth12]

@cmdavis_4 Felt

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Says the guy who tried to THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES OF PEOPLE FROM PITTSBURGH

[niti @NITIN1E]

jennifer lopez in me in
her fifties my twenties

[sadie ✰ @starlostchnie]

this is the only day you can retweet this

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Christine @JustASloth12]

Bridgetown really is just gossip girl disguised as royalty

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

[Javi C. @JaviCardenas15]

You know how many people died to prevent that flag from ever being in that building.

[Christine @JustASloth12]

If you make excuses for your friends because they were at the capital but “they were being peaceful” stop. They knew what they were doing that’s why they showed up with protection.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain