Cimply Caesar

Constantly changing and free of hatred

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

E-40 had everyone lit during his performance at SeaWorld 😭🐬

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[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

10 years of marriage, here' what I've learned: Always lie to your wife about the time the activity/event starts. You won't be upset and she'll be on time 😆

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

I'm finding the older I get the more conservative I am.

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

"How much do you have to hate your spouse to not attend their mother's funeral?" That was the craziest thing I've been asked in a long time. How do you not immediately file papers after that shit?

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

Its wild to me that we are supposed to be the most intelligent creatures on the planet yet we go out of our way to destroy ourselves.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

"Tranq" is crippling drug users in droves, creating a generation of permanently disabled amputees https://t.co/R0WyJz7jHw

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

@ComplexGent I was thinking the same thing. I would love to see former NBA players dominate instead of the guys they currently have out there

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

When did 3x3 basketball get added to the Olympics? Seems so unnecessary

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

It's been an eventful 6 years. I have to remember to stop and smell the roses

[NBA @NBA]

Luka, Mavs force Game 5 in Boston 🙌

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

Can't wait for Boston to beat Kyrie in the Finals 😁

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

The Timberwolves are getting out-coached. Luka is great, Kyrie is great, the Maverick's have a stout team but the Timberwolves have too much talent to lose like this

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

@BalaPattySZN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

God bless the Haitian woman I chose to be my wife. When I stray from the culture she brings me back

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

Would you want to know when and where you would die?

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

If the Celtics had Brown, Porzingis and White as their top 3 players they would still be a tough team to beat. Their roster really isn't fair this season

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

I can't wrap my head around why a team who's strength is their offensive line would pass the ball on 3rd and 2 on 2 drives in a row. The Eagles whole coaching staff will be gone after this game if they keep playing like this

[Cimply Caesar @JustCaese]

Jrue Holiday is such a great pickup, sad to see Time Lord go though

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

D'ANDRE SWIFT HURDLE 😳

(via @NFL)