Swap Lady

Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee

[Swap Lady @justCRUit]

@RZSpecialist Much luck!

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Hoooooo boy

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I still lock my door at night so I'd like to also keep encrypting my phone thank you

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shout out to Steve Harvey for monetizing his fuckup

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@Creative_Rants I don't have that much stuff

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@Creative_Rants weird you can also find me by typing in my name 🤔

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I miss setup the least

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have you ever caught yourself acting like a dumb customer but you don't mean it but you can never return to the store

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@swappopotamus ohh what does this do

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@Creative_Rants and how quick they are to forget the idea when they actually have a resource to submit it

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saying I used to work at Apple while in public reminds me of small town horror movies - it just goes quiet. they stare. questions. I weep.

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I have severely misremembered this place. I was feeling nostalgic - thanks for reminding me why I left!

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so many mashed potatoes my blood may turn into vodka

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PSA2 please don't yell at the employees tomorrow they are all just sad tired potatoes trying to go home and you aren't helping

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@madfruitstand when you bring in and set up your printer, yes!

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Who knew that hitting "print" would actually print something out. Technology is amazing.

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@applenws nah b, first feature bays were a few months back

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@FRapplestore feel free to chat if you're feeling lonely

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*ending a workshop*

Me: Any questions about the calendar?

Cx: Yes, how do I make ringtones?

Me: You can't do that with a calendar

Cx: 🤔

[Swap Lady @justCRUit]

If you have to write down your 3-letter password, I can't help you my mom says I have to go home now