David M. Darmitzel

spanish teacher. swim coach. selfie enthusiast.

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"So who has more senioritis right now?" #JustDDQuestions

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"You should go hang out at the skate park. It's a good place to be."

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"Let's see if I can do anything with this metaphor."

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"You've rested, you've shaved....thank God."

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"This ain't no academic van. We need to conversate, people!"

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"Whenever I feel like a loser, I clap for myself." #TotalDDMove

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"It's about to get legally lit tonight, guys!"

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"If twitter was around when I was in high school, I would've had like, 20,000 followers."

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"I found my doppelgänger!"

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"It's illegal to wear lotion, but here, put some mayonnaise on your hands before your 100 Fly."

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"Did you guys know I actually took a real selfie today?"

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

Ready for some fast swimming. #JustDDThings

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"Is anybody hurting for confidence?"
*hands out coloring picture*

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

@CoachDarmitzel #JustFreshmenThings

[Coach Seth @LSHS_Swim_Dive]

@JustDDThings don't you just LOVE coaching girls teams?

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"Does that bag have explosives in it?"
"Yeah. It's exploding with calories." 💥

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

*sees elevator is full*
*big grin comes across face*
"Oh YES we can do it!"
*crams into elevator*

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

*listens to country music*
"It's too lit!"

[David M. Darmitzel @JustDDThings]

"You're taking too many selfies. The cloud won't be able to hold all of them!"