Justin Ding

@mopeandwail reporter. Left elitist. Bilingue. Edgy. Sans limite. uOttawa Model Parliament/Simulation parlementaire. For the real Justin, follow @Justin_Ling.

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

None of this parody shit is funny anymore. It's all real. It's like that Adam Sandler movie.

[Android Coyne @AndroidCoyne]

After using my enhanced spy features, I can decisively say the first year MPs are up to no good. I'm hiding in 90U for the scoop #MPSP17

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

Pro-tip: Hit puberty before you found a federal political party. #MPSP17

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

It's good to be back. #MPSP17 https://t.co/Be4omqNvN4

[Gauche Caviar @GaucheCaviarMP]

Okay but it already is affordable? #NouveauRiche
What about subsidizing imported carbonated water? https://t.co/w1O3XdustA

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

What I want to know: will the next gov. ensure that all children have access to affordable American Apparel?

[Keystone Centre @KeystoneCBD]

Is a bad hangover a proper justification for taking a sick day?

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

I've single-handedly done more to lower the murder rate than the previous government. #MPSP17 https://t.co/BWzi2VhUNU

[Android Coyne @AndroidCoyne]

@JustinDingMP's return has lowered the homicide rate by .35% nationwide. #MPSP17 #MurderHeWrote

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

Is anyone's parent still an MP?

Asking for a friend. #MPSP17

[National Roast @national_roast]

BREAKING: JUSTIN DING RISES FROM THE DEAD! THREATENS TO SUBTWEET ENTIRE COMMONS #MPSP17 https://t.co/bkOgzywO1J

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

Are you supposed to be a coffee shop or something? #MPSP17 https://t.co/Gg6mlviGy6

[National Roast @national_roast]

BREAKING: JUSTIN DING RISES FROM THE DEAD! THREATENS TO SUBTWEET ENTIRE COMMONS #MPSP17 https://t.co/bkOgzywO1J

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

I've decided to go freelance to cover #MPSP17.

No one is safe.

[Gauche Caviar @GaucheCaviarMP]

We get it, you're tall. Suivant.

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

@archer_lanaaaaa @IncMPSP2016 @ASAP_MP16 @TallParty I'll be your ghost writer.

Hilarious.

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

@GaucheCaviarMP Sauvage, sauvage. J'approuve.

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

Karl Marx: "Justin, WTF is going on down there?"

Not sure, comrade. Not sure.

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

@archer_lanaaaaa @ASAP_MP16 @TallParty @IncMPSP2016 So glad I'm dead rn.

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

@archer_lanaaaaa @TimothyDoan I'm only into other dead folks...

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

Mother Teresa just said "BRAP BRAP" and Ghandi was all like "shots fired"! https://t.co/FVz73mzWHO

[Ally Clark-Vachon @allyclarkvachon]

@AnnCaylter @JustinDingMP @MPAngeloD @CRIMEmpsp16 SWAG most definitely passed a bill. And lasted longer than the first day ;)

[Ann Caylter @AnnCaylter]

@JustinDingMP @MPAngeloD @CRIMEmpsp16 The youths need to fact-check, pretty sure swag passed one too

[Justin Ding @JustinDingMP]

@MPAngeloD @CRIMEmpsp16 Uh, government passed a bill last year.