Mr.Justin Leon

Stand up comedian. mic fiddler.

[Mr.Justin Leon @JustinLeon]

St. Louis!

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You remember when Ray Charles put that diss track out about Stevie Wonder?
Me neither.

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Let's get that CTE test going.
👀

[Chase Peeples @ChasePeeples1]

friends & I decided to see some #standupcomedy in Vegas last night--Sunday night in Vegas?--expectations not high. HOWEVER, we got to see not 1 but 2 comedians with #KC roots @IamChrisPorter & @JustinLeon both hilariously clever! Not just saying bc both are part of #ChiefsKingdom

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Dwight Howard is the type of person homophobes are deathly afraid of,
if Dwight wants to suck it, its probably getting sucked!
😆

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If you don’t know who needs to hear this, then shut the fuck up.

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Do unto others as them muhfuckas do unto you.

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@iamgregbach

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Happy 421!

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My toxic trait is that I don’t think I have any toxic traits.

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Tattoos are supposed to hurt.

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I was homecolleged.

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Please don’t mistake my kindness for kindness.

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The darker the window tint, the shittier the driver.

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@sbellelauren You got some likes on your response.
I wonder if they would have liked that comment if I made it to you?
I know your joking. But just a thought.

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If your dog needs a sweater, you need to put it down.

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@sbellelauren Hahaha!!!

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@netflix bout to get they feelings hurt 😆 #contentoncontent

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I got a feeling y’all getting Gods pronouns wrong.

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@fakedansavage He probably buried her on his golf course.