Justin McEachern

I excel at being average

[Tommy Fleetwood @TommyFleetwood1]

Tiger Woods is good at golf

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

really tho @PostMalone

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

This is a message for anybody in this game that’s going through something. If you don’t feel right, if you feel you have a substance problem, if you need a ear to vent to. If you uncomfortable talking to people around you. Please reach out to me.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The new Nike ad campaign is truly inspirational

[Alisanne @alisannemk]

if you prefer small dogs over big dogs I don’t trust you

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Make it happen @netflix

[Football Posts ™️ @TopFBPosts]

BREAKING: The @Lakers have also signed:

Aaron Rodgers

Sidney Crosby

Mike Trout   

Tiger Woods

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Dog from Air Bud

The Jamaican Bobsled Team

Uncle Rico

Coach Gordon Bombay of the Mighty Ducks.

[Bubbles @MSmithBubbles]

My fucking legs are sore after this let me tell ya https://t.co/ou2zFEiDT1

[Justin McEachern @JustinMcEachern]

@katlynbuchak Sorry but this tweet don’t impress me much. #twainingit

[Katlyn Buchak @katlynbuchak]

If you don’t like Shania, there’s actually something fucking wrong with you