Here is my ranking of women
Brenda
Latisha
Linda
Felicia
Dawn
LeShaun
Ines
Alicia
Teresa
Monica
Sharon
Nicki
Lisa
Veronica
Karen
Vicky
Cookie
Tonya
Diane
Lori
Carla
Marina
Selena Katrina
Sabrina
Kim
Kim
Kim
LaToya
Tina
Shelley
Bridget
Cathy
Rasheeda
Kelly
Nicole
Angel
Juanita
Stacy
Tracie
Rohna
Ronda
Donna
Yolanda
Tawana
Wanda
A former McDonald’s crew member who worked behind the counter for 3 years eats at McDonald’s 4 times a week.
She has never once as a customer ordered a standard menu item as it appears on the board. Every order is a customized build that uses the modification system she learned on the other side of the counter. Builds that taste different from anything on the menu. Builds that cost less than the premade combos. Builds that use ingredients most customers don’t know they can request.
Her friend watched her order one afternoon and said: “What did you just order? That’s not on the menu.”
“Nothing I eat here is on the menu. I order the ingredients. The menu board shows you the premade combinations McDonald’s wants you to buy. The POS system behind the counter has 200+ modifications on every item. I order from the system. You order from the board. We’re eating at the same restaurant. We’re not eating the same food.”
Her friend said: “You can do that?”
“You can add any sauce to any sandwich. You can swap patties between items. You can add ingredients from one sandwich to another. You can request fresh-made to order. You can rebuild a $6.19 Big Mac for $3.29 with a McDouble and two modifications. The kitchen makes what the screen says. The screen prints whatever you type into the kiosk. The kiosk has every modification the POS has. You’ve been ordering from a menu board that shows you 40 items. The system behind it has 200+ builds. You just never asked.”
She showed her friend 11 things customization tricks, secret builds, ordering strategies, and app hacks that transform McDonald’s from a fixed menu into a build-your-own kitchen.
Here’s the full playbook 🧵
@DeptofWar WW2 Vets: "I remember Bob Hope entertaining us!"
Desert Storm Vets: "Robin Williams was great!"
2026: "There was that time the fake boxer and dude that opens Pokemon packs on stream came to tell us to fight for Israel."