#1 Malamar Enjoyer

My brain fell out. 26, 🇵🇷, he/him, UCONN,📍CT

[#1 Malamar Enjoyer @Justintendo]

*ties my mushroom bandana like Zoro before going into my 9-5 minimum wage job*

[zee @M0BILESUITZER0]

arcane ost:

[rion @peronyawns]

mob psycho time

[rion @peronyawns]

great things happening on power scaling twt

[mel🐈‍⬛ @o_m3l_ette]

how long does the club last

[Genesis 🐟 @ssolargenesis]

And why would you tell all of Twitter this

[Noah 🔶 @st_noah_of_arc]

It's so funny how Tarantino's "I will only make 10 movies" rule is entirely self-imposed and literally no one would care if he decided to break it.

[will @will_nba_hater]

My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

October 2016: I mean, he won't win, but even if he does, how bad could it be?

October 2026:

[globaby33333333333333333. @pcpink03]

tinder got orgys now wtf

[noir_aquamarine🐟🗽 @cloutastral]

coworker you befriend week 1 before realizing this is their entire thing

[ted fan @YaoiSpongeBob]

I kind of struggle with distinguishing the seven deadly sins as concepts because at least like half of them are just wanting shit

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

they’re having eat the rich conversations over jaidenanimations getting pokemon plushies. i think a lot of you just need to get jobs

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

no one warns you that a good thrift find will turn you into a dog returning to same bush every week to find a pizza crust like that one time three years ago & never since

[OmegaPro 🍉 @OmegaProYT]

The PS5 got jailbroken and within less than a week people got PS2/PS3 physical discs working on PS5. Years of them lying to us about how impossible it would be, debunked in less than a week.

[#1 Malamar Enjoyer @Justintendo]

Genuinely hilarious 😭

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Jack Doherty is no longer allowed to post on social media after signing a contract with a gambling website without reading it, which stated that he couldn’t post on social media.

The company’s CEO responded, saying, “Money well spent to get this mf off the internet.”

[#1 Malamar Enjoyer @Justintendo]

There’s no fucking way we’re doing “and everybody clapped” stories in 2026

[Protein Whore @7elwaAwy]

Dude at the gym just yelled out “GAWD DAMN UR FINE” to this baddie and bagged her number and the whole gym starting clapping im cryinnnn 😂😂

[Moose @m_kap117]

“You don’t want the apocalypse you are just desperate for community”

[Dean Without Fear @cbtwtDean]

Just let Destin Daniel Cretton and Brett Pawlak run the whole damn franchise atp man are you seeing this????

This shot looks like an animated Alex Ross drawing holy fuck

[Norrrrrr @nourzinoooo]

le jeudi le plus vendredi que j’ai vu