Justin Tyler Varner

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

Wow!

I am so excited and humbled by the opportunity to deliver the raw, uncensored version of ‘Oh Hotel No!’ at @defcon @BSidesLV Skytalks in August.

After this session, this talk will disappear forever.

And you’ll completely understand why if you attend.

One Love.

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

I’ll be presenting “
“Oh Hotel No!” V3 @BSidesLV on Monday at 5pm

https://t.co/pVeOuBuLXo

ICYMI: https://t.co/aagDCH2XRA

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I'm beyond stoked to present ‘Oh Hotel No! How A Helpless Hooligan Helped A Homie From Homelessness To Homeownership In 9 Months’ at @RVAsec 14.

Many thanks to Jake Kouns and Chris Sullo for the opportunity to share my proudest life achievement thus far
https://t.co/PXSlgK1yVo

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On Friday, April 4 I’ll be debuting my new talk “Oh Hotel No! How A Hopeless Hooligan Helped A Homie From Homeless To Homeowner” @bsidesprg.

This is my proudest life achievement thus far and one in which I worked hardest for.

I expect this to demonstrate empirically that there is a solution to addressing housing insecurity effectively that has nothing to do with money.

https://t.co/wYH4ietWOc

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I'm excited to speak at Security BSides Prague 2025 https://t.co/ghi3HfhNrn @bsidesprg #bsidesprg2025 @sched

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@ThinkstCanary @GreyNoiseIO @tines_hq @runZeroInc @PushSecurity @limacharlieio @keepitcloaked @TenableSecurity
Onward and upward partners!

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

I just finished the slide deck for my new talk that I'll hopefully be debuting at @RVAsec this June called:

“OH HOTEL NO!
How A Hopeless Hooligan Helped A Homie From Homelessness To Homeownership In 9 Months

Happy New Year!

https://t.co/o5oRIQFduL

https://t.co/2a3cooWFtq

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@maizie_star @maizie_star

You can immediately spot a catfish by virtue of the fact that his profile pic doesn’t even have a headshot.

What is he so afraid of revealing?

That he’s an actual catfish? Indeed.

And you are indeed a catfish, It’d be an honor to take you home to dinner.

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

@CaudilloNuclear You can immediately spot a catfish by virtue of the fact that his profile pic doesn’t even have his head in it. What are you so afraid of revealing? That you’re a phony? Thought so

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

@CaudilloNuclear I said home to dinner, not home for dinner, which seems to be your proclivity.

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@CaudilloNuclear If your hunch is right, then I’ll take that fish home to dinner anyday.

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

@ThinkstCanary And yet why is that the norm?

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

@Deezer wanted to provide some feedback as an enthusiast.

The web downloads page should just say “Download Deezer” not “Download Deezer Free”.

It’s confusing for Premium members.

They think it’s a separate file.

Hope this is helpful. Keep being awesome.

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

TL;DR I’m now a dual US and EU citizen by way of a unique Italian law known as “Jure Sanguinis” that allows citizenship by blood. Beyond thrilled and relieved.

More details here:
https://t.co/Z1KG2ACg0v

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

365 - Live From London - Charli XCX https://t.co/KWDnjv6zBA via @YouTube

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360 - Live From London - Charli XCX https://t.co/1Zphwu4mxI via @YouTube

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#NewProfilePic

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@BSidesChicago 2024 recording is live!

https://t.co/dRZhfKTu5G

Big shoutout at the end to our partners @ThinkstCanary @GreyNoiseIO @runZeroInc @tines_hq @limacharlieio @PushSecurity @keepitcloaked @TenableSecurity

[Justin Tyler Varner @JustinTVarner]

@Andrew___Morris Incredible!

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I taught a 14-week security 101 bootcamp course earlier this year and you can watch it here: https://t.co/cde8rG2vRp