Justin

[Justin @Justinw2595]

@HellhoundJ1_Sam Follow back pls

[Quinn @quinnramos1]

When your boyfriend says you should start doing your hair because you’re starting to look like Oliver Tree 🙃

[@buiIder @xevss]

the noise it made has me DEAD

[Andy Blanchard @AndyTheBlanch]

When you spend part of your Saturday making a stupid joke that only yourself would find funny.

[rayyy lmao @RayNarvaezJr]

WHO DID THIS

[Dylon the Insomniac @DylonShow]

When Amazing Spider-Man came out I was a little obsessed to say the least!

[Dylon the Insomniac @DylonShow]

I just turned my music way up so the delivery guy wouldnt know I ordered this giant party pizza for myself

[Andy Blanchard @AndyTheBlanch]

My flight is overbooked and they asked 3 volunteers to give up their seats.

[Dylon the Insomniac @DylonShow]

I shouldn't be allowed to have food in my fridge. it makes me hungry and then i eat it all in one day.

[Dylon the Insomniac @DylonShow]

You wouldn't be here without your mom you cunt be thankful

[Andy Blanchard @AndyTheBlanch]

For those wondering, I was even a little shit in the 3rd grade.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Girls: he has to be 6ft tall, stable job, drive etc

Men: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls: