Justin Rivord

I write. I don't really know who I am.

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

If I had made it to the NBA I think the player I'd be most similar to is Jason Kidd. Because of the alcohol problems and anger issues and abusiveness

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

Watching the Lizzie Borden Monster series and Sarah Paulson as Aileen Wuornos is unnerving. She's so dang talented. Just nails it every time

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

Wife grounded our 11 year old son today for not doing 2 school assignments without even consulting me which is messed up because him and I just started a new Minecraft survival server together and I don't know if I can make it on my own

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

@QBetterscope I'm kinda behind the times these days so I just found out about the photo/model that he made the cover art from being discovered or whatever. It's kinda funny, she probably has no fucking idea how much stuff her likeness is on

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Called in to my job this morning because I hate it and started half-watching the Lizzie Borden monster series and I thought I spotted a historical inaccuracy but I was wrong because they did actually have big steam powered vibrator sex machine things back then.

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When I was a kid my mom's friend had a kid my age and he used to catch frogs and cut them up with pieces of broken glass, set things on fire, and shit on his bedroom floor then bust holes in the walls which he would shove the shit into. I wonder what he's up to these days.

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

I don't want to be put on t-shirts when I die. I'm already self-conscious enough now I have to have my face on your ill fitting wrinkly shirt making both of us look even more stupid and I also have to be dead too? No thx. Do pens instead or maybe mousepads. Something practical

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This is clearly one of those annoying kids that every high school had that ppl pretended to like just because he sold weed, right? Nope it's actually the Pope

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

@asdkfjasdlfjd I love those things and I don't even care that they cost $23.99 here. That's a small price to pay, especially for luxury items like meat and cheese.

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I never rly use clay or do anything 3d. Its Sculpey oven bake and the eyes are those glass marbles that go in fish tanks. I think Im going to make a set of chess pieces next, something a little different from the traditional designs. Ppl go getchu some clay to play with its fun

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

we play with clay today

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

same except jar of queso dip

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

bought a bottle of sherry and couldn’t get the cork out all day, which became a looming Thing: I realized, in time, that I couldn’t run hectically downstairs in the late evening, begging someone to open the damn thing, as if I were some sort of unspeakable addict 10/17/56

[Justin Rivord @JustinWdgaf]

I can't believe it's already October, one of the top 12 spookiest months of the year.

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When our son was born and it was time for me to cut the umbilical cord I accidentally cut his foot off now I'm not allowed to use scissors anymore.

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@FastbreakHoops5 I never realized only 5 teams have more championships than the Pistons. As a fan I'm gonna be using that fact in future discussions for sure

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My check engine light has been on forever and today it randomly turned off now I'm worried something is wrong

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@nostrsjstchess @QBetterscope I thought it was a basketball related post at first too and was like wtf is he trying to say here I hope he's alright then I realized it was about food lol

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@dmitriykogan @norabird 😂

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We as a people need the resolution to this Kelly Clarkson and the magicians toy store animatronic bird saga so we can get back to what's truly important, which is whatever the next thing is.

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@dmitriykogan When I was a kid my Grandpa always used to say 'every day you wake up is a...' then he would kinda trail off and not finish, losing consciousness or sometimes entering a sort of fugue state. In hindsight I think there was something wrong with him. Never did get to hear the rest

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@QBetterscope Def fuck the novella length posts from the paying people. And Fuck the forced engagement boosting stuff or w/e too. I want to forever flounder in obscurity on my own merits. Imagine having a blue check by your name haha oh mann I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror