Tshepiso Mokoena

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

Always book your flight tickets on a Tuesday at 3 AM in Incognito mode—airlines reset their algorithms overnight and drop unsold seats for 40% cheaper. ✈️💸 I just read that somewhere

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Me immediately she touches my hand :

[Younginvestor @YoungInvestor03]

Last week I showed you the R350 000 car that actually costs R600 000.

Today, the big one. The R1 million house🏡

Financed the normal way, you will pay R2 355 944 for it.

Here's the maths the bank buries in page 9 of your bond documents 🧵

[🔥⚜️ 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐌𝐚𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 ⚜️🔥 @Andrew_Maj42]

🚨 HEARTWARMING: A military working dog recognized his former handler at a TSA checkpoint and couldn't contain his excitement, sprinting past the barrier to reunite with his old partner. 🐕❤️🇺🇸

Some bonds never fade. True loyalty lasts forever. 🫡✨

[Eagle View 🦅 @StHonorable]

Much respect to the President of Ghana who boldly lectured his people about the truth they're ignoring. He said "let’s help South Africa fight an illegal immigration invasion."

A bunch of propaganda influencers in Ghana protesting against renewal of the South African mining contract received a lecture from their President . He tells them that Mandela didn’t ask for non-South Africans to invade South Africa to build a saloon and sell drugs.

Their President is a true Pan-Africanist and he has won my heart.

[Ronald Lamola @RonaldLamola]

A deeply disappointing interview, replete with misinformation.

First, the claim that two Nigerians have been killed during the current wave of attacks remains entirely unsubstantiated by available information.

No Nigerian National
has been killed during the current waves of attacks in South Africa.

Second, it is untrue that five Mozambicans were killed. While there is an active South African Police Service investigation into the deaths of two Mozambican nationals, deaths we deeply regret, we trust that this matter will be thoroughly investigated, resulting in clear accountability and justice.

We once again convey our sincere condolences to the government and people of Mozambique.

We have cooperated fully with your High Commission to facilitate the necessary repatriation process.

It is therefore deeply strange that we are hearing for the first time, through this interview, that 15 Ghanaians are currently hospitalised. We have no information of that nature whatsoever. In fact, to date, the High Commissioner has not shared any information with us, not even regarding the single individual he previously discussed in media interviews.

Regarding what you have referred to as a “nuclear default” against South African companies: this will not be triggered by the recent attacks. The truth is, mere months into the new Ghanaian administration, the operating conditions for a number of South African companies had already been made untenable. I was compelled to write to you, my dear brother, alerting you to these challenges.

Be advised: I am prepared to publish that letter if its existence is denied.

Third, we reiterate the findings of our Department of Home Affairs and the Border Management Authority concerning the 27 May flight of 300 individuals. Of these, 25 came from the our deportation facility, transported by the Immigration Inspectorate of the Department of Home Affairs.

The remaining 275 were brought by the Ghanaian High Commissioner. Following an intensive check-in process, the travellers proceeded to BMA Immigration, where approximately 90% were found to be undocumented.

Consequently, the Ghanaian Embassy was required to issue them Emergency Travel Certificates, single-page, one-way documents permitting a traveller to return only to their country of origin. Furthermore, most of these travellers were found to have overstayed their visas by more than 30 days, with some overstaying by a year or more.

Let there be no misunderstanding: we will vigorously defend any frivolous or baseless lawsuit emanating from Ghana against South Africa.

Our initial hope was simply to assist the Government of Ghana in repatriating its citizens in a humane and cordial manner. However, we will not continue to tolerate this public spectacles, characterised by incomplete information and outright misinformation devoid of any diplomatic decorum.

Make no mistake: the South African government remains committed to regional integration.

We are, and will remain, open to discussing the push and pull factors relating to migration at a bilateral level, the African Union or any multilateral forum but Let us be factual in our engagements and not pander to unnecessary public spacteclaces that are devoid of any diplomatic decorum.

Having been on both ends of violence and hostility directed at migrants, Ghana has invaluable lessons to impart. We are ready to learn from your wealth of experience in this regard, including how Ghana has managed social tension while protecting, exclusively for Ghanaians, the very sectors in which Ghanaians in South Africa thrive.

As we have stated on numerous occassions, violence directed at migrants is an affront to our constitutional order. Our democracy is founded on the principle that none shall suffer discrimination on the basis of race, nationality, religion, gender or sexuality. As we navigate this complex and fluid situation, we are determined to uphold this promise.

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

Land ownership. Also featured in this clip is the great Edwin Thabo Mofutsanyane (1899 - 1995). Credit: Apartheid (docuseries)

[Nomandla Bobo @nomandlabobo]

UJ actually offers a free course in Microsoft Excel for the workplace.

https://t.co/BYBvuDTHqK

[GhanaBoy Ni3🇬🇭 @ghanaboynie]

Cameroon🇨🇲 deported over 100,000 thousands Nigerians🇳🇬, yet there wasn’t the same level of outrage or accusations of xenophobia. Why does the conversation around xenophobia seem to focus so heavily on South Africa? 🇿🇦

#Africa #SouthAfrica🇿🇦 #Nigeria 🇳🇬 #Ghana #Kenya #Africannews

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

The POLICE told us in secret that they are not allowed to enter China Mall to do any raids or arrest anyone because they instantly get a call from some top politicians to stay away from it, no matter the crime‼️‼️🚮🚮

[AY🕳 @Daniel_Is_Him_]

Fairs

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

I came to realize that no matter how much you love a woman, she will always keep her options open. If she finds someone better than you, she will leave. Becoming emotionally attached to a woman is a death sentence no matter how innocent she seems

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Being in your early 40s is weird, man. People around your age are in every stage of life. You have people who are grandparents. You have people who have newborns. You have people dating 25-year-olds. You have people celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Some of them look 60, and some of them look 30. All the bases are covered when you are in your early 40s.

[Nokuthula Mkay @MKAYMAMPONE]

I’m looking for 3 ladies who want to get into deliveries and learn how to ride an automatic motorbike 🛵

I’m willing to teach you how to ride a bike (Free of charge) and assist with signing up with Takealot🙏🏾

Requirements:
• Based in central Joburg (or able to meet in Randburg/Sandton) 📍
• Willing to learn how to ride a automatic bike
• Ready to get a learner’s/licence
• Serious about signing up for a delivery app

📩 DM me

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

Mosadi nkampane a hloke nnete, eseng marago.

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

So, I got to understand clearly the specific defined roles that Commissioners Baloyi and Khumalo play as Co-Commissioners, which explains their line of questioning whenever they probe the witness. It's not just asking for the sake of asking, they are fulfilling a specific mandate.

Commissioner Baloyi: Senior counsel assisting the Chairperson with legal analysis and recommendations.

Commissioner Khumalo: Assists the Commission with investigative inquiries and oversight of evidentiary processes.

So when Commissioner Baloyi says "Hang on, before you proceed, can I get this clear, can you please clarify, when you say..." "Can I put this proposition to you...", she's already analyzing the evidence you are presenting so that she and the other Commissioners can start thinking about the recommendations they are going to make about you and everything related to your evidence.

When Commissioner Khumalo says "go to Annexure B, page 185, paragraph 4, he is zooming into the actual evidence that the Investigators have come up with and the Evidence Leaders have packaged, which he oversees. So he's thourough like that so thst he doesn't leave any stone unturned. He closes the gaps, hence I've always called him the Striker at the goal posts after Commissioner Baloyi has passed her the ball. 😄
#MadlangaCommission

[Tshepiso Mokoena @Justise_mt]

@ChickenLickenSA Next time you jump into a chaos, just be extra enough and grab the Soulman Load up for that vava voom

[Chicken Licken® @ChickenLickenSA]

In life, there’s too much extra and then there’s Just Enough Extra 🍔 🍟 🍗