Jacob

Browns, Blue Jackets, Indians, and Hurricanes in no particular order after Browns. Marine Vet. Luckiest guy in the world.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@TBSNetwork: Come watch playoff baseball here!

Also @TBSNetwork: JK. We’re gonna cut the broadcast in the middle of play because we hate our viewers and there’s nothing they can do about it.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@Browns The offense doesn’t hate to lose.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

Remember when you got @tacobell expecting cheap delicious food? Spent $6 on a taco today and the shell was stale, tasted bland, and was overall incredibly underwhelming. Turns out their Live Mas campaign is actually to make you stop eating there, helping your overall health.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@SirYacht_ Jayden Daniel’s is the only QB in this matchup

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@Browns If y’all don’t figure out the QB situation out ADAP, this dude is leaving.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

Everyone, keep shit talking the @Browns. It’s working!

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@Browns are ass and I’m tired of pretending they aren’t.

See y’all next week.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

I purchased Sunday Ticket to watch the Browns because I’m out of market. They keep refusing to show up for their own games. Why do I keep doing this?

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@SirYacht_ Fuck them Cleveland Baker haters. Bunch of bitches.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@reflog18

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@elonmusk I miss the days when you were thought of as being the real life Iron Man and not just some weird rich piece of shit who is desperate for attention

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@reflog18 let’s go ahead and get this out of the way early this year

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

NFL FOOTBALL IS BACK

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@TelcommCU I am desperately trying to get a hold of you. You have turned off both of my debit cards for trying to make purchases. How are you going to deny my purchases and give me no way to approve transactions on a holiday weekend? I’m stranded now.

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@GardnerMinshew5 @bakermayfield can I please get a buddy cop movie staring you two?

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@BlueJacketsNHL and @ColumbusCrew y’all should follow suit with the @Browns and @Bengals and jump on the orange pants train.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how is that even possible???

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@JungleRat55 @Browns @tkelce @David_Njoku80 He’s from Cleveland you damn ding dong 😂

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@MediacomSupport how do y’all want to handle crediting my account?

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@HrubyThruby I hate ads on jerseys, but some of them do it “the right way��� (though the right way would actually be not at all).

[Jacob @JustJake_M]

@Browns When do we claim our intergalactic marketing rights to Naboo and Kashyyyk?