Just Jake

I’m trying to write things, once an NFT cuck (see my PFP), debating on putting links here

[Just Jake @JustJakey24]

Can I call homeland security on this guy I had to sit directly behind on my flight today ?

[Just Jake @JustJakey24]

@CentipedeMouse I got you

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@BarneysRubble0 @thinkingshivers ^ironically this is an utter trash attempt at a sentence itself and like your passage about blue cheese, overwhelmingly ruins whatever opinion you have on ‘taste.’

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Dudes at my job are creating traditional secretaries from first principles

Hiring young anxious women associates underneath them to offshore the admin work to

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Anyone else have major corporate ick?

Everything, every behavior, every breath taken by someone in the office- an absolute disgust?

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386 women writing the most self driven smut/slop ever recorded

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@ABTimothyAuthor Trying to brother

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@cait7911 @rrreadsbooks @KelseyMHorton @DelacortePress Congrats!

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Men were not designed for the Art Projectification of corporate America

“Can you make this slide prettier?”

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We have become an organizational optimized society. Performative organization. Pretty colored spread sheets, trackers, follow ups, todos.

This is why women are outpacing men in the 9-5, authors of best sellers, etc. It’s not about the actual out put, its how organized it looks

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Has anyone here tried jerking off in the office?

Was it worth it? Lemme know your thoughts

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@exhaustdata Bruh give me 4 more years. I got you

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Skyrizi is way too cool of a drug for what it actually does (plaque sorarsis)

That name should have been reserved for something that makes you fuck baddies or something ya know?

[Just Jake @JustJakey24]

If I could short Massachusetts right now I would.

All the smart people I know are talking about getting out. Going away. This winter broke a lot of camels backs.

There is not much here. It snowed today on 4/7

[Just Jake @JustJakey24]

Isn’t it something that we lost god and stopped making all those Churches and now we found something else worth believing in and everyone is scrambling to put up those data centers?

[Just Jake @JustJakey24]

My biggest ‘what if’ was not being born early enough to see an Evanscence concert

I feel like it would have transformed me

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Dude at my gym had the hairiest shoulders. Kept crowding my space.

Had ‘hey teen wolf’ loaded up if I needed it. Never got to that point though. Damn

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Post vacation existential crisis mode

[Brecht De Poortere @brecht_dp]

May this week bring you all good news...

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Made a Haitian girl laugh by quickly referencing the warlord BBQ

It’s important to know things about the world

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Claude build me an app where you can swipe yes or no on whole bachelorette groups