Trump: "Haiti is a shithole country."
Dems: "That's racist!"
Trump: "We're sending the Haitians back to Haiti."
Dems: "Nooo, you can't! Haiti is a shithole country!!!"
The Miami Marlins are looking for the dog that went viral for watching another pup eat a hot dog during Monday’s game, promising the overlooked pooch a dream day at the ballpark.