muthafuckahawkins

self loathing self obsessed self confessed dickhead. If dreams were hotcakes i'd have shit a few :-/

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@AskHalifaxBank yes debit

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@AskHalifaxBank been chrgd mnthly subs fee I opted out of. Wht can I do to block next months fee as now realise it's a scam???

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@dblacky23 @BBCSporf I taught him it

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@charleywillis @SheswantstheD @dblacky23 all or nothing bitches! Yaaaaaaaaar!

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@dblacky23 @charleywillis @SteveStfler he must have been fuckin comatose man

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@charleywillis @dblacky23 https://t.co/kfbxiqagVK

[Metro @MetroUK]

Good news! You’re less likely to be punched in February than any other month https://t.co/mLOjjZg6ZU

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

Never seen Americans so happy as when they're towing their neighbors car out of a snow drift with their 4x4

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

I drink too much?!? I drink what I am able to...if that's a little or a lot then that's the day's affair!

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@dblacky23 @DictatorHitler @charleywillis nein is mine favourite number yah! ✋

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@dblacky23 @DictatorHitler @charleywillis awesome! He's just realised...lol

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@charleywillis @ThirtySecComedy @dblacky23 aaaaaahahaha!

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@dblacky23 @charleywillis @TooMessedUp flashbacks!

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

Why am I Mr pink?
Cos ur a Faggit alright!???
@charleywillis @dblacky23

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@vine @charleywillis @dblacky23 fuckin Aussies! Love it

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

@JustjohnDavid @charleywillis @dblacky23

[muthafuckahawkins @JustjohnDavid]

Two Bulls on a hill
Young bull says to father
'Lets run down there n fuck a cow!'
'Son' says the old bull 'lets walk down n fuck em all'