Kyle Johnson

Spouse to @hannahlaci • Preaching Minister @LafayetteCoC • M.Div. from @ACUGST • Mut

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

"The Church is a garden patterned with countless flowers, so there must be a variety of sizes, colors, scents...Each has its value, its charm, its joy; while the whole vast cluster of these variations makes for beauty in its most graceful form."
~Francis de Sales

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

Taylor Swift producing an album with Bon Iver and The National is the pop culture dream of every Zeta Rho girl ever queened by Knights.

[Ethan @EthanHoliday2]

John after beating Peter to the tomb

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

If the Conclave concludes the same day as my 2nd son is born and Pierbattista Pizzaballa is elected (a very non-zero possibility), I will interpret this as providence and change my son's planned name to Pizzaballa Johnson.

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

"This is how we are going to rectify things.

I'll allow the bill increase to stand. In fact, I won't even seek repayment for the unjust increases of months past.

In return, I'll receive a 10% minority share of this failing company, and an unlimited supply of farm fresh eggs."

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

I consider meekness a virtue until the need arises to once again speak to Spectrum about perpetual and un-agreed upon bill raises. At that point, a combination of pastoral persuasion, righteous anger, and table-flipping energy bursts forth, as I seek to conquer my ultimate foe.

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

"As you'll see in the account notes from May 18, 2024, when I spoke to ___ who specifically said she would write this down for the next representative, you'll be able to note the discrepancy between the established plan and the damage that has been wrought to my family since."

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

Listening to Josh Turner hymns at 1130pm on a Tuesday while making a dozen scrambled eggs. I love those moments in life where you go, "Huh. I bet no one in the history of humanity has had this exact same experience."

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

@BobtheClark Hey, they were right there in the middle with the Phillies. Would have slightly preferred to see the Phils win but they are both big markets, obnoxious fans, etc. but with some fun stars. Would cheer Padres over Mets but not Dodgers over Mets

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

A flawless Wild Card round! (Yes, this is the only thing I have decided is worthy to tweet about all year)

1) Tigers
2) Guardians
3) Royals
4)
5) Padres
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6) Phillies
7) Mets
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8)
9) Dodgers
10)
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11)
12) Yankees

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

Rooting preferences for MLB '24 Playoffs (players, past success/failure, storylines, vibes, etc.)
1) Tigers
2) Guardians
3) Royals
4) Orioles
5) Padres
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6) Phillies
7) Mets
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8) Brewers
9) Dodgers
10) Braves
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11) Astros
12) Yankees

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

Rooting preferences for MLB '24 Playoffs (players, past success/failure, storylines, vibes, etc.)
1) Tigers
2) Guardians
3) Royals
4) Orioles
5) Padres
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6) Phillies
7) Mets
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8) Brewers
9) Dodgers
10) Braves
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11) Astros
12) Yankees

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

Do these people not see the irony? In making a claim that my own claim was unsubstantiated, they failed to substantiate their claim about my, allegedly, unsubstantiated claim. The only logical next step is to take this to court--nay, to the Supreme Court.

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

I wrote a multiple-paragraph essay--thesis statement and all--to the City of St. Louis Parking Violations Bureau requesting forgiveness for a $20 parking ticket I received last weekend. They responded, "The results of our investigation, however, do not substantiate your
claim."

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

@benwhisenant John 6:60-71 sermon recently, played the below scene & pitched Samwise as the Peter figure in his unwavering devotion to his master, even as others walk away

Have also talked through Samwise as the Christ figure, in a less obvious way than Frodo/Strider

https://t.co/5NA56nWd6J

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

It's a great day to be alive

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Tiny Desk @nprmusic

https://t.co/PksSXdIPyx

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

Went to school for 21 total grades and yet never have I ever not had to utter, "Now is a tornado watch or warning the bad one?"

(Woke up to the bad one this morning) #STLWX

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

chiefs won the super bowl again

[Kyle Johnson @JustJohnson93]

This was a huge night for Blake Lively-- and we should just all be thankful we get to witness her legacy growing further and further

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Not a lot of crypto ads what ever happened to that

[Tyler @P4ges2HOF]

St. Louis, Mo📍