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I'm about as dangerous as a Koala Bear. And just as insane. I'm only witty in bulk.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@elliotalterson Omg I totally forgot your obsession with Scarface

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@darlingalderson Erm, we are insane?

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@darlingalderson EXACTLY. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. THERE COULD BE LESS COOL AISLING AND SUMAN'S FLOATING ABOUT AND STEALING OUR FAME.

[Mark @mark2tatts]

Got to be the most beautiful book shop on the planet Waterstones Bradford #BookshopDay2018

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@elliotalterson For anyone that's doubting me. Rudeness.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@elliotalterson I didn't attend Uni for a whole year and still got a First. Just make sure you keep up with the work at home. Actually, considering travel times, and the pace of the teacher, you get more done at home.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@Napple08 If this isn't Rachel I will be sad.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@lastminute_com That said, the matter is resolved now so I'm happy and will recommend you to others, although I may recommend them getting you to call back rather than us calling as it's ridiculous trying to get through.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

Not impressed @lastminute_com. Someone was supposed to call me back but they never did.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@lastminute_com Hi, I rang back myself and finally got through to someone. Muzamil Peerzada or something like that is a star. The other four people I spoke to weren't able to resolve my issue although three of them tried. The first lady I spoke to was absolutely useless and gave me wrong info.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

My mother called straight away

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

I literally just made this booking an hour ago, and already we have problems. I literally just want to change the return details, (which is £30 cheaper when booked directly on your website) from something I booked an hour ago. Hour ago because I've been on the phone to you

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@WaterstonesNG You'd introduce this just as I'm about to leave Uni wouldn't you.

[Skooma Cat @Nootlewootle]

Gets something in eye.
Takes off glasses to pick the foreign object out of eye.
Can no longer see eye to get the invader.
Well shit...

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

Why does the bobbersmill McDonald's repeatedly burn our fillet o fish?! It's the only thing my mum can eat when her mouth is sore and they burn it every time. #Unamused.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@WaterstonesNG Oh Pete, I regularly dream about you and a beard competition between you and Master Rothfuss. Your wit and fantastic taste in literature is forever embedded in my subconscious and (frequently) conscious thoughts.

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

You know you're obsessed when you read that as Waterstones and are deeply confused for a solid 3 minutes before you finally notice that it's not what it says.

@WaterstonesNG

#Obsessed #FavouritePlace #YesIGoEveryWeek #YesIHaveNoMoneyDueToThis #OhWell #Books4Life https://t.co/pyIrQinmGj

[SR @JustKeepSwiminn]

@WaterstonesNG @BloomsburyBooks You did what to the book now.

[يودا المالكي @NeuroMaliki]

Literally all of life shows differences in roles between males and females. The world is inherent with duality and complimentarity. There's a plethora of evidence showing men and women are different. Unbelievable that people can deny something as clear as the sun rising. https://t.co/iVNuyAPzXN

[يودا المالكي @NeuroMaliki]

You read all the books in the world but didn't learn to smile

Gained every degree but couldn't be content

Travelled to every country but couldn't find home

Searched for truth but couldn't find God

[🥀🥀 @kindofmeem]

“hold tight to this book and stop playing” is my favorite quote of 2018