Just Komodo

Can you build an entire brand on the sunk cost fallacy? You’ll have to keep watching to find out! Twitch affiliate and British muppet!

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@AlanBauthor @AIWHilton @MartinSLewis I’ve reached the point where, even living in a rural area, cash isn’t needed day to day. And that means for the businesses nearby that only accept cash: I don’t go to them unless someone’s paid me in cash. It’s a real faff to go to an ATM.

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@Atreyeu_ The theme turn to “One Foot in the Grave” just jumped into my head! Not sure why :D

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@DaddyWisdom3 Are you allowed to be girding in public!

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@JohnFinnemore Loved seeing your tour show a couple of years ago, enjoying seeing you appear in Avenue 5, love Cabin Pressure and Souvenir Programme… and today was reminded you appeared in Miranda many moons ago when we were watching it! Keep up the amazing comedy (if you want to of course) 😊

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

….DRESSED, ye Merry Gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day. It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… It is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hissy-mas day, Chrissymas Day; it is Chri-i-i-i-i-i-istmas Day!

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

I was having a nice sleep, my downstairs window was open to let Tyler in and out. Woke up at 4:30 to LOUD miaowing… next doors cat was in my spare room NOT HAPPY with Tyler. Got him out without them fighting while barely awake, but… I wanted a full night of sleep! 😭 😭

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@calamitykatee @Atreyeu_ @Crackle33_ That’s a very bald claim!

[Sarah Maughan (Revd) @pioneersarahm]

Just been down to tesco getting a sandwich and some crisps and the lad at the checkout asked if I wanted to go for a drink. I told him I was married! but I was flattered. He said ‘no, it’s part of the meal deal’. You will NEVER catch me in tesco EVER again!
🤣🤣🤣

[sophistopheles @onceinawormmoon]

the doctor falls in love with a human woman and every time without fail the master shows up a season later looking vaguely like that woman. they cannot keep getting away with it

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@ellenfromnowon … I’m going to melt too, I don’t do well in heat! I hope it’s all air conditioned :S

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

My wife said last night “Come into the bedroom and I'll put on that black lace number...”

I said "No thanks, I can't stand ‘Agadoo’...”

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

The Cops pulled me over when I had a giant pack of cards in my car.
They didn't arrest me, they just dealt with me at the side of the road.

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@mistymaps :O you streamed?

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

The indoor clothes dryer I've had for 15 years has just broke.
Which is really sad...
I mean, It's the end of a airer.

[Gareth George - Groan Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 @groanman2020]

I invented the relay baton. Pass it on.

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@allecakes I think the important question here is: were they on a shovel?

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@Atreyeu_ They’re not auto-rolling that many are they??

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@ellenfromnowon I’ve heard this complaint with surprising frequency!

[Just Komodo @JustKomodo]

@mistymaps What?? Pffft nooo… we’re harmless! *sips tea* just think about how quaint we are! We’re not secretly taking over!

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

My friend was having difficulty feeding her baby with a spoon so I said "Try doing the ‘Airplane’."

She said, "’Airplane’? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."

#sundayvibes