Justin

fumbler of bags

[Justin @JustLend1]

ts get funnier the longer you look😭

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

🏆 Congrats! The 25-26 New York Knicks are the first champions that:

1) don’t have a 1A
2) lost the KAT trade definitively
3) got gift-wrapped a path to the finals
4) will regress to the mean on 3s
5) never have anything to do with anything
6) haven’t actually won any playoff games. Opponents just lost all 16.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

New Yorkers looking for spurs fans after the game

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[ostonox @ostonox]

"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"

promises made, promises kept

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

🗣️ MVP 🗣 MVP

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[NBA @NBA]

OG ANUNOBY WITH THE PUTBACK.

KNICKS COMPLETE THE 29-PT COMEBACK FOR THE WIN.

LARGEST COMEBACK IN NBA FINALS HISTORY 🤯

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you know how to install TV wall mounts:

-charge $50 per install
-install 10 mounts per month
-that’s $100k per year

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields.

You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

"why didn't Sauron put one orc guard at the entrance to Mount Doom" because he could not comprehend someone destroying the ring instead of using it, you dumb asshole. you media-illiterate ass brain. why would you post that. I'm sending this to your boss. im getting you fired

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

RANGERS WIN!!!

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

On to the next. The work continues. #NOQUITINNY

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i think its ok for steam to have a monopoly on the pc gaming market because they actually provide a good and extremely feature rich experience for free, while the epic launcher can barely load the store page

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how to tell if a cashmere knit is high quality

1. cheap cashmere is coated w chemicals, so when ur in a store, bring the sweater up to ur nose & smell it
2. rub it across ur lips to see if it's greasy
3. put the sleeve in ur mouth & taste it
4. now gently chew
5. eat the sleeve