Max Luster

Finally famous

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Everybody going through something it’s all about perseverance

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

I really thought I’d marry Hillary Duff someday

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Tampa Bain has a ring to it

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Chick fil a needs a window I don’t need yall in the vehicle with me

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

If I could hop in a time machine I’d fix a lot of shit but maybe no for character development

[The Bible @The__Bible7]

The end is near.

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

@SenSanders Pay them

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

@BernieSanders Used to feel the Bern. Just another paid off politician

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

@Acyn Love the message but not this dumb bitch again 🙄

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Fuck them umbrellas if you aren’t smart enough to get out of the rain you deserve to get wet

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Rocks and diamonds

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Convince me there’s a bigger shithole of a place than Chicago

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

@keselowski @FordRacing I’m ready Brad but might need a few extra practice laps

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

@SInow 3

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

And it went downhill

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

Tp USA is clearing so far

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

If a Waffle House employee loses three fights in a row, they’re forced to turn in their apron and retire.

[Max Luster @justlustthings]

@owroot No debate just dads

[cow @cowincrisis]

heard a rumour that brown cows produce chocolate milk? i’ll keep you updated

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

A wise man once said nothing