The Newlyweds

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

My Wife just "negged" me. That is all.

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

My Wife - "I will cut you in your sleep...but I'll throw you out of bed first. Because I like these sheets and don't want to ruin them."

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

My Wife - "When are we getting our tax returns?"
Me- "No clue, but I have something you can file under "D" ;)
My Wife - "Under "Disappointing"?

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

My Wife - "There's no such thing as boob cuddles"

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

My Wife - "You did something without me asking? That's awesome...."

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

My Wife - "Hey Alexa actually listens to you. That makes one thing that does in this apartment..."

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

"This is enormous!" - My Wife
"Yeah it is ;)" - Me
"That's what you wish I said?" - My Lovely Wife

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

"You're killing me" - My Wife
"That's the meanest thing you've ever said to me" - Me
"No it isn't" - My Wife
"THAT MAKES IT WORSE!" - Me

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

"You're my crazy ex-boxfriend" - My Wife
"None of those are true" - Husband
"Well maybe one is. Make that two" - My Wife
#Newlyweds

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

"Do I really have to listen to you all the time? I get the important parts" - My Wife #Newlyweds

[The Newlyweds @JustNowMarried]

"Just seeing you makes me happy" - Husband
"Well you should've come home earlier then" - Wife
#Newlyweds