Nicola

S’African Italian. 99% sarcastic. Bleeding heart Arsenal fan. Masters in Econometrics & statistics at a SADC NGO. My dogs are my favourites.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Please leave your Goddamn correlations at home. They’re not predictive models, nor do they equal causation.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

What on God’s Green Earth gave the twatsicles at the Institution Formerly Known as Twitter the idea that, if I was American, the last person in the ever-expanding universe I would vote for is the Donald. Harris would be a close second. It would just be the lesser of two asshats.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@premierleague Umm, interesting? #BOUMCI

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@Judge_Mo_ I don’t think anyone has a right to pick sides anymore. What Israel is doing is indefensible and inhuman. There’s no glory or justice in supporting the flattening of cities and extermination of innocent human beings. Supporting that is shameful.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@Judge_Mo_ As long as he’s fit, City has the edge. As soon as he’s injured and *can’t * play, everyone is more optimistic. Probably not the first player to ever have this effect, but purely on that, Rodri gets props. I don’t even like the guy, but I can appreciate his contribution.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@Judge_Mo_ As an Arsenal fan, he’s the first player I remember whose fitness/availability have a real psychological effect on rivals. His ACL injury moved Arsenal’s odds of winning the PL ahead of City’s. Even when he didn’t play at the beginning of the season, City were still favourites

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Don’t fully disagree, but I take him a bit less seriously after that time he posted an IG video posing with a panga and covered in fake blood. Halloween or not 🤨

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Patrice Evra has compared watching Arsenal to watching Netflix 👀

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Eh, I taking the L here. Bruh came through for them. TBF, I was working, listening and watching the matches at the same time, because #ADHD but I’ll own it.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

I don’t know that looking to #TimoWerner is the best option to look to when trying to inspire goals against anyone, never mind City. But there go #EFLCup #TOTMCI

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

I don’t know that looking to #TimoWerner is the best option to look to when trying to inspire goals against anyone, never mind City. But there go #EFLCup #TOTMCI

[Premier League @premierleague]

An unforgettable experience ❤️

Nott’m Forest invited Warriors United to an exclusive press conference with Nuno Espirito Santo, as part of Down Syndrome Awareness month

🎥 @NFFC

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Did anyone tell Pep that ‘kids’ That have won a Treble don’t really count as the ‘his kids’ that he would play to not ‘waste energy’ in the #EFLCup? #TOTMCI

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@selormafc Don’t. Get. Creative.

Stick. To the. Plan.

Pep you are not; do not Pep try to be.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@NoContext_FanTv “I will be respectful, you c*nts”. I don’t understand why anyone would willingly put up with his crap. He’s just a genuinely toxic and dislikable person. Imagine *that* to your family.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@DrEricKuelker Yeah, the drugs keep me alive, so I’m happy to take the drugs. Everyone’s different. Some people may be severely lacking in their 10,000 steps, other people might fall asleep driving on the highway, or stay awake for days at a time, or butcher their own bodies.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Are you sure you’re an actual adult with all this whining @Carra23?

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Has my beloved #Arsenal started training with only 10 men now that they obviously prefer it on match day? #BOUARS

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@lawrence_bury Yeah and Columbus thought he’d found another route to India. Everyone makes mistakes.

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

Jesus #Kudus was going for 3 red cards in one go there #TOTWHU

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@TheAthleticFC @SteveMadeley78 This is certainly one way to boost your profile. There hasn’t been such a pot-stirring take by a Madeley since Richard’s wife said date rape was the least worst kind of rape (by everyone’s favourite football felon, Ched Evans). You go, Glen Coco ��🏻

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@ThePeakSanti I can’t 😂 was there at least some legit reason for him repeatedly gesturing to his left?

[Nicola @JustOneMoreMin]

@Moist_Flange @David_Challen I reported my own brother for statutory rape. Now THAT is a cool story.