Barbecue air, the only safe lettuce that doesn’t give you diarrhea is the devil’s lettuce and the “President of the United States” paid nearly $6 million to a woman he raped. What a time to be alive.
Idk but Michelle Obama telling Barack “You told me all those years ago that you couldn't promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. And, of course you outdid yourself and managed to give me both." is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard someone say to another 🥹