Tibs

‘98 NMS Camp Watermelon Seed Spitting Champion, ‘06 Time Magazine Person of the Year, 4 Time Wii Masters Champion, ‘25 Lake Gage Hot Dog Eating Co- Champion

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Hangovers, ranked:
1. Weddings
2. Indy 500
3. @RodTuffcurls concerts
4. Birthdays
5. All others

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#FiftyStatesOneDream

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Fuck the NBA, fuck Adam Silver, and go ahead and fuck SGA while we are at it. There is no karmic justice in the world, the universe just bent the city of Indy over a barrel

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Drove home from Dorman tonight and played Back Home Again In Indiana on repeat #ThisIsMay #RIPJimNabors #WhyAmICryingInMyDrivewayRightNow

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A tradition unlike any other... coming soon
#WiiMasters2026

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Less than 8 hours after posting this I blew out a tire on Emerson, fix these fucking roads @GovBraun @IndyMayorJoe @IN_gov

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The potholes in this city are out of control, I saw a small child swimming waist high in one on Washington Street

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Worked a fifteen hour day, got caught outside in a torrential downpour, hit every pothole in the city, and one of my elementary girls caught an elbow and got a black eye… a banner day in Tibbs-Landia

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Me, to everyone, all day today:

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Lafleur might not have a job Monday, this was the most classic Packers second half collapse in recent memory and every true Packers fan saw it coming the entire way. Just insane how inept this team is at closing out games they should’ve ran away with

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Therapist: What keeps you up at night?

Normal People: Mistakes I’ve made in my past

Me: The fact that Kilimanjaro is 200 miles from the plains of the Serengeti suggests that Toto either doesn’t understand basic topography or didn’t even look at a map prior to writing Africa

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Good for Malik Willis, he deserves whatever contract and starting job he gets next year. Let’s get these last two losses of the season over without jeopardizing the health of any key contributors and pray to god we clean house at CB and retool both the O-Line and D-Line depth

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Offseason priorities:

-Fire Bisaccia into the sun
-Cut Gary, let Doubs walk, Cut/Trade Nixon
-Fire entire strength and conditioning staff
-Pay Hafley and Malik Willis whatever it takes to keep them in GB
-Perform some sort of human sacrifice to appease the football gods

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@packers #ProBowlVote Zach Tom!

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🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨

To win:
1. RT
2. Comment #ProBowlVote + [any Packers player name]

Rasheed Walker
Dontayvion Wicks
Aaron Banks
Colby Wooden
Romeo Doubs
Brandon McManus
Matthew Golden
Matt Orzech
Daniel Whelan
Sean Rhyan
Evan Williams
Javon Bullard
Isaiah McDuffie
Zach Tom
Luke Musgrave

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Me, to all of my basketball players and parents today before the first game of the season

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We need a new plague that specifically targets people who don’t know how to observe normal societal norms on airplanes and on public transit

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City Connect Red Sox best team on the planet

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Guy outside the karaoke bar in Chicago is wearing a kimono smoking a drunk cig, can I get a hell yeah brother

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Of all the losses I have endured as a fan (of which there are many) I think this one hurts the most. Wondering “what if” just breaks my heart. I’m so heartbroken for Tyrese. This wound will sting for a long time. God damn this sucks.

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Win this for Tyrese. Win this for our city.