Thokozile

[tanny 🦢 @archive4cals]

“don’t call yourself fat, you’re beautiful”

[lighto @auraito]

uni started 4 weeks ago and i'm STILL trying to adjust my sleep schedule

[biel @winxereca]

batata frita, pure de batata, batata assada, batata recheada, batata cozida, batata chips, batata rústica, fricassê de batata, batata com frango, batata com carne moída, salada de batata, batata palha, bolinho de batata, batata rosti

[migomigo @felizsozinh0]

eu ja faltei aula na faculdade pq nao gostei de nenhuma combinaçao de roupa q escolhi enquanto me arrumava pra sair

[duda oliver @adudaoliverx]

eu não tenho autocontrole quando se trata de batata frita

[roro @iamroro366]

*Eerste dag terug op hogeschool*

De professor: Welkom ter-

Het meisje voor me

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

The year you were born vs how old you are now

2008: 18
2007: 19
2006: 20
2005: 21
2004: 22
2003: 23
2002: 24
2001: pushing 30
2000: pushing 30
1999: pushing 30
1998: pushing 30
1997: pushing 30
1996: dead

[BiBi  @Montalvoo__]

No importa cuantas plataformas pagues, la serie que quieres ver siempre estará en la que te hace falta. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[𝒿ℴ𝓁𝒾ℯ𑁤 @julyameixa]

não importa a gravidade da conversa se tiver uma cadeira giratória estarei assim:

[kay parker @WalkinWitAhBank]

I wanna talk freaky but u gon screenshot me

[lmnl @lmnlinvasion]

i love loud and active desire. if ure not foaming at the mouth literally get away from me.

[Sneed Morrison @TheBleuRider]

The hill I was meant to die on got leveled for industrial purposes.

[𝑨𝑫𝑬 ♡ @thee__adee]

I’m so shameless when I like someone, I will literally make it so obvious. Yes, I want you. Yes, I’m thinking about you. Yes, I’m into you. Yes, I have it down bad for you. And so what??😭

[ؘؘؘؘؘؘؘؘؘ @kanroweji]

mds eu faria d tudo p ser assim menos alimentação saudável exercícios físicos e beber 2l de agua por dia

[bac+3 bb @3arbiyagdb78]

Moi j’ai trop peur que j’me marie et que mon mari me bat

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

Monday: Greg
Tuesday: Ian
Wednesday: Greg
Thursday: Ian
Friday: Greg
Saturday: Ian
Sunday: Greg

The Gregorian Calendar

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

They want a video of a strawberry that looks like a cat with a BBL and going through relationship troubles. That's what gets them going.

[homegirl @gabriella8180]

Crying for paternity leave payment as if you’re even the real father💀

[Didi 🌹 @Divinefavour597]

My friends and I in space because someone’s man promised them the world. 😭